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Don't Leave Us Hanging, Colorado!

This is some red hot Sadie Hawkins shit right here.  We wrote in your Trapper Keeper "Do you like us?"  Don't leave us hanging now.  Don't be playing no hard to get!

 

Because I'll let you in on a little secret.  You are really the only reason this is happening.  I know what everybody is saying.  "It's all about Texas."  "Texas is the only reason the Pac10 is doing this."  "TwistNHook is stunningly gorgeous."  Well, maybe they are only saying 2 out of 3 of those things.  But don't let the reality-based media stop you from know the truth!  The truth!

The truth is that Colorado was the real reason.  I mean you guys have great bud.  GREAT BUD!  You ever tried that Austin shit?  SO WEAK! I think the closest thing people at A+M have done to get high is sniff their own sense of self-importance!

And we here at the Pac10, we had to get to that bud.  But how?  THROUGH RADICAL CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT!  It was a plan so genius, it couldn't fail.  Everybody would think we were trying to make a lot of money by creating a TV rights negotiating powerhouse that could not be stopped.  And sure if that happens, that'd be great. Couldn't hurt, right?  But it's all a side effect.  And if it doesn't happen, they hey, that's cool.

Because we'll be too stoned to care!  So, on behalf of the California Golden Blogs and all our other delightful Pac10 sites, welcome to the Pac10!  Come over sometime and check us out.  AND DON'T BOGART THAT WEED!

PS Nobody tell Kansas about this, OK?  It'll just be our little secret. 

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Because we’ll be too stoned to care! So, on behalf of the California Golden Blogs and all our other delightful Pac10 sites, welcome to the Pac10! Come over sometime and check us out. AND DON’T BOGART THAT WEED!

And on behalf of Addicted to Quack don’t share any with them. They show up, smoke half your bag, then end up raiding your kitchen eating all your food, ordering every late night skin flick on your on-demand and then leave.

Don’t feed the Bears.

You can trust me, we’re from Eugene, we know what good bud is. Just ask our ex-QB.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM MDT reply actions  

The Rose Bowl changed you, man! You used to be cool man. You used to be cool!

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by norcalnick on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

nah man, we’re cool. you’re just not getting any more of our weed.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Can we give them our bong residue?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 8:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Be a lot cooler if you did.

by LeonPowe on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM MDT reply actions  

Colorado Parties

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by Jon Woods on Jun 10, 2010 8:04 AM MDT reply actions  

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A PAC10 PARTY, BECAUSE A PARTY10 PARTY DON’T STOP!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 8:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’m so exhausted… can I please stop partying?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

NEIN! THE PARTY IS NEVER ALLOWED TO STOP!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 8:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

I just threw up! I need more electrolytes!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, I just woke up, what’s going on here? HOLY HELL, THIS ISN’T MY HOUSE! Where am I?

What? The new guy? What new guy? Oh, really? Well, thanks for having us over, new guy, errr, Buffaloes! (Is it spelled with an ‘e’? Do you guys use the ‘e’? Or is it just ‘Buffalos’? This is so awkward!)

PAC 10 16 PARTY, BABY!

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 10, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think its Buffali

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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

I went to OU, my bro went to UA and I blog Buffs

What a fabulous new world the Pac -16 East shall be. West? You’re cool too.

Cal-Cu, UCLA-UT. What other Pac-16 preview matches do we have this year?

(UW, please crush the Huskers. Conference domination starts now.)

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by Jon Woods on Jun 10, 2010 8:39 AM MDT reply actions  

I love this 1 rec rule!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

me too

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 10, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yea, here in Boulder we're laid back

1 rec? Sure man, it’s cool. We’ll turn you green for one rec. Now I’m going to go back to laying on my porch hammock.

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by Jon Woods on Jun 10, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can totally Oregonize (HA! GET IT?!) these comments!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I partially agree with you, but also partially disagree. Can I provide you with 1/2 of a rec?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

First rule of the Pac-10

everybody hates Washington. I even rooted for Notre Dame against them, and that says a lot.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 10, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think only you and Wazzu hate Washington, actually.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yea, we’re gonna need you to stop doing drugs and using them to create your reality. Oh wait, this is Colorado’s blog. Do more drugs!

The The is above making sense.

by Maharg on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Done and DONE.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope. I hate the Huskies as a Bruin-Bear.

by GBB4188 on Jun 10, 2010 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

First rule of the Pac-10

everybody hates Washington USC.

Fixed.

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by BearStage on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t actually hate USC. I just like beating them.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, I don’t hate Washington.

The only schools I really hate are USC, UCLA, and Stanfurd.

And a note to our new Buffalo brethren: It is always spelled “Stanfurd.” Always inflict the indignity. Thank you.

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by BearStage on Jun 10, 2010 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

With USC it’s more of a desire to humiliate and grind their face in the dirt. Not so much hate.

by GBB4188 on Jun 10, 2010 8:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Boooooooooooo Washington

Booooooo Nebraska.

I hope they both lose.

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by Zach Bell on Jun 10, 2010 8:49 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Rooting for UW? That concept hurts my head!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree

Let’s put it this way, if satan is playing csu (or as I like to call them The Community College of Fort Collins), the huskers, or baylor (newly added to this list) I’m not saying I’m rooting for satan, but I would have to think about it.

by clbuff28 on Jun 10, 2010 9:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Let the Shamanism begin!

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 10, 2010 9:30 AM MDT reply actions  

Song dedication...

Baby, now that I’ve found you, I can’t let you go!
I’ve built my world around you, baby even though,
You don’t need me…
You don’t need me!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 9:36 AM MDT reply actions  

Is ATQ overrunning the Ralphie Report?

I feel like we should be paying rent or at least helping out with the utlities.

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Jun 10, 2010 10:33 AM MDT reply actions  

I hope we don’t scare them away from their own website… that would be awkward.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

If that happened would we have to take over running it?

ATQ II the sequel.

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Jun 10, 2010 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

“God willing, we’ll all meet again in ATQ 2: The Search for More Money.”

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

The more, the merrier!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Home Invasion Party?

I like it…

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by CaDuck on Jun 10, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Watch out—most home invasion parties end in missing macbooks.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

We certainly don't mind.

There’s plenty of comments to go around.

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by Jon Woods on Jun 10, 2010 11:03 AM MDT reply actions  

ALL UR COMMENTS ARE BELONG TO US!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whatare you views on the Stanford blog?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Complicated intra-Pac10 SBN blog relationships.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 11, 2010 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

not seeing eye to eye?

get it?

not UC to UC?

…. oh never mind……………………..

by ximiankernel on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Everyone should check out BN, it’s like stepping into 1984.

by GBB4188 on Jun 10, 2010 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

The thing about Bruin Nation

Is it just me or do they spend more time whining about USC than they do talking about the Bruins?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 11, 2010 12:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not just you

Today’s BN front page headlines:

“Cheatey Petey & The Trogans Become A National Joke”
“Congratulations to UCLA Student Athletes Graduates: Class Of 2010”
“Troy Burning: Denial And Delusion Still Dominating The Sleazy & Corrupt Trogandom”
“Don’t Forget Hello Kiffin: A Big Part Of Trojans’ Dirty Mess”
“Mike Garrett: The Gift That Keeps On Giving”
“UCLA Football Picks Up First Commitment For Class Of 2011”
“Report: BCS Strips Trogans of 2005 Orange Bowl Win, Possibly the Championship”
‘Pete Carroll Attacks The NCAA For Having An “Agenda,” Blasts It For Going “Beyond Facts”’

2 UCLA items, 6 USC. And what kind of derogatory name is Trogans?

by jwolf0 on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

A USC recruit misspelled Trojans in a tweet. They’ve been using it ever since.

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by norcalnick on Jun 11, 2010 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why do you know that?

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jun 16, 2010 3:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

To be fair, there’s a lot more USC news right now and not so much UCLA news, unless you like softball I guess.

by GBB4188 on Jun 12, 2010 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

News of the day

They made it really easy for a few days there.

The previous week, BruinsNation was exclusively about John Wooden.

Baseball and conference realignment are taking over right now.

Trogans came from M Ambles misspelling his choice of school not once, but twice, on separate days. Anyone can make a typo once. It stuck.

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Jun 13, 2010 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well

Thanks for the tragic review of House Of Sparky. Welcome to the Pac-74, Colorado!

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by Cory Williams on Jun 10, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Silly goose

Haven’t you learned anything? It’s never lupus.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 10, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is the Bruins Nation Blog really like this?

Because I would be forced to join out of spite.

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by KWashburn on Jun 12, 2010 11:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Funny enough, my office PC banned me from their blog. I can't even see the front page.

Which is hilarious.

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by KWashburn on Jun 12, 2010 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, seriously.....

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by KWashburn on Jun 12, 2010 11:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

We're not quite as bad as we're made out to be

We get a lot of trolls, especially from the rivals across town. Sometimes, you gotta keep the doors locked.

But all Buffs are welcome and invited.

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Jun 13, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Gotta say, I’m loving the Pac 10, 11, 12, 16, whatever the hell we are already.

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by JLucas4092 on Jun 10, 2010 4:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Done

The Big PACkage it is.

The artist formerly known as Nuggets4.

by JLucas4092 on Jun 11, 2010 8:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

cool!

CGB has a new sattelite outpost, are we calling this CGB Highlands?

by ximiankernel on Jun 10, 2010 8:47 PM MDT reply actions  

CGB Stonesyvlania!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 11, 2010 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

CGB Flatirons.


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by BearStage on Jun 11, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Man I miss that place!

That was basically the view out of my bedroom window from 1996 – 1999.

by Buff-in-CA on Jun 11, 2010 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lucky bastard.

I’m living near campus, so I still get to see them every day, which is awesome :)

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by BearStage on Jun 12, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Welcome CU

And I’m back in Pac-10, err, Pac-11 land without having to move. I hate packing.

Welcome to the party, Buffs!

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Jun 13, 2010 12:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Holy shit

You guys need to tone down the red bull…

by SnowBuff on Jun 14, 2010 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

At CGB we don’t do red bull, we do blue bullshit.

"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers

by atomsareenough on Jun 16, 2010 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I found out that if you down three 5-hour Energy drinks, it doesn’t last for 15 hours.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 21, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

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