This is some red hot Sadie Hawkins shit right here.  We wrote in your Trapper Keeper "Do you like us?"  Don't leave us hanging now.  Don't be playing no hard to get!

Because I'll let you in on a little secret.  You are really the only reason this is happening.  I know what everybody is saying.  "It's all about Texas."  "Texas is the only reason the Pac10 is doing this."  "TwistNHook is stunningly gorgeous."  Well, maybe they are only saying 2 out of 3 of those things.  But don't let the reality-based media stop you from know the truth!  The truth!

The truth is that Colorado was the real reason.  I mean you guys have great bud.  GREAT BUD!  You ever tried that Austin shit?  SO WEAK! I think the closest thing people at A+M have done to get high is sniff their own sense of self-importance!

And we here at the Pac10, we had to get to that bud.  But how?  THROUGH RADICAL CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT!  It was a plan so genius, it couldn't fail.  Everybody would think we were trying to make a lot of money by creating a TV rights negotiating powerhouse that could not be stopped.  And sure if that happens, that'd be great. Couldn't hurt, right?  But it's all a side effect.  And if it doesn't happen, they hey, that's cool.

Because we'll be too stoned to care!  So, on behalf of the California Golden Blogs and all our other delightful Pac10 sites, welcome to the Pac10!  Come over sometime and check us out.  AND DON'T BOGART THAT WEED!

PS Nobody tell Kansas about this, OK?  It'll just be our little secret.