Don't Leave Us Hanging, Colorado!
by TwistNHook on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM MDT
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PrintThis is some red hot Sadie Hawkins shit right here. We wrote in your Trapper Keeper "Do you like us?" Don't leave us hanging now. Don't be playing no hard to get!
Because I'll let you in on a little secret. You are really the only reason this is happening. I know what everybody is saying. "It's all about Texas." "Texas is the only reason the Pac10 is doing this." "TwistNHook is stunningly gorgeous." Well, maybe they are only saying 2 out of 3 of those things. But don't let the reality-based media stop you from know the truth! The truth!
The truth is that Colorado was the real reason. I mean you guys have great bud. GREAT BUD! You ever tried that Austin shit? SO WEAK! I think the closest thing people at A+M have done to get high is sniff their own sense of self-importance!
And we here at the Pac10, we had to get to that bud. But how? THROUGH RADICAL CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT! It was a plan so genius, it couldn't fail. Everybody would think we were trying to make a lot of money by creating a TV rights negotiating powerhouse that could not be stopped. And sure if that happens, that'd be great. Couldn't hurt, right? But it's all a side effect. And if it doesn't happen, they hey, that's cool.
Because we'll be too stoned to care! So, on behalf of the California Golden Blogs and all our other delightful Pac10 sites, welcome to the Pac10! Come over sometime and check us out. AND DON'T BOGART THAT WEED!
PS Nobody tell Kansas about this, OK? It'll just be our little secret.
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Because we’ll be too stoned to care! So, on behalf of the California Golden Blogs and all our other delightful Pac10 sites, welcome to the Pac10! Come over sometime and check us out. AND DON’T BOGART THAT WEED!
And on behalf of Addicted to Quack don’t share any with them. They show up, smoke half your bag, then end up raiding your kitchen eating all your food, ordering every late night skin flick on your on-demand and then leave.
Don’t feed the Bears.
You can trust me, we’re from Eugene, we know what good bud is. Just ask our ex-QB.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
The Rose Bowl changed you, man! You used to be cool man. You used to be cool!
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nah man, we’re cool. you’re just not getting any more of our weed.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Colorado Parties
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AINT NO PARTY LIKE A PAC10 PARTY, BECAUSE A PARTY10 PARTY DON’T STOP!
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I’m so exhausted… can I please stop partying?
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Hey guys, I just woke up, what’s going on here? HOLY HELL, THIS ISN’T MY HOUSE! Where am I?
What? The new guy? What new guy? Oh, really? Well, thanks for having us over, new guy, errr, Buffaloes! (Is it spelled with an ‘e’? Do you guys use the ‘e’? Or is it just ‘Buffalos’? This is so awkward!)
PAC 10 16 PARTY, BABY!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I went to OU, my bro went to UA and I blog Buffs
What a fabulous new world the Pac -16 East shall be. West? You’re cool too.
Cal-Cu, UCLA-UT. What other Pac-16 preview matches do we have this year?
(UW, please crush the Huskers. Conference domination starts now.)
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WSU-OK State!
WSU domination starts now. I can’t even say it with a straight face.
by Brian Floyd on Jun 10, 2010 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love this 1 rec rule!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
me too
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Jun 10, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yea, here in Boulder we're laid back
1 rec? Sure man, it’s cool. We’ll turn you green for one rec. Now I’m going to go back to laying on my porch hammock.
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by Jon Woods on Jun 10, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can totally Oregonize (HA! GET IT?!) these comments!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
When we create the Pac16, we need to standardize rec rules. Because 1 rec is out of control!
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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can get behind that. And I’ll show my support, with one rec!
by ArbyOSU on Jun 10, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
I partially agree with you, but also partially disagree. Can I provide you with 1/2 of a rec?
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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't seen this much green since 4/20 in Boulder.
by Brian Floyd on Jun 10, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
There’s more green here than Masoli’s pocket!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
First rule of the Pac-10
everybody hates Washington. I even rooted for Notre Dame against them, and that says a lot.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jun 10, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think only you and Wazzu hate Washington, actually.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions
I reject your reality and replace it with my own.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yea, we’re gonna need you to stop doing drugs and using them to create your reality. Oh wait, this is Colorado’s blog. Do more drugs!
The The is above making sense.
by Maharg on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Done and DONE.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beavers hate Huskies as well.
It goes Ducks, Huskies, SC and then it’s a messy blur of indiscriminate dislike, then the cougs. Poor cougs.
by ArbyOSU on Jun 10, 2010 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
I hate them too. And as you know I’m a Cal fan. But I live near Seattle
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Jun 10, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
First rule of the Pac-10
everybody hatesWashingtonUSC.
Fixed.
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by BearStage on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Boooooooooooo Washington
Booooooo Nebraska.
I hope they both lose.
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by Zach Bell on Jun 10, 2010 8:49 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh please, as a Big 10 hater you just suck it up and root for UW for once.
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Rooting for UW? That concept hurts my head!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree
Let’s put it this way, if satan is playing csu (or as I like to call them The Community College of Fort Collins), the huskers, or baylor (newly added to this list) I’m not saying I’m rooting for satan, but I would have to think about it.
Song dedication...
Baby, now that I’ve found you, I can’t let you go!
I’ve built my world around you, baby even though,
You don’t need me…
You don’t need me!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Is ATQ overrunning the Ralphie Report?
I feel like we should be paying rent or at least helping out with the utlities.
If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.
I hope we don’t scare them away from their own website… that would be awkward.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
If that happened would we have to take over running it?
ATQ II the sequel.
If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.
“God willing, we’ll all meet again in ATQ 2: The Search for More Money.”
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions
We certainly don't mind.
There’s plenty of comments to go around.
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by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now that it's official, here's a round up of the Pac-10 SB Nation blogs
California Golden Blogs: If they’re not speaking in inside jokes, they’re speaking in legal jargon. Oh, and there’s TwistNHook.
Addicted to Quack: Cheerleaders and beer. Then the high school kids show up and ruin everything
Bruins Nation: You’ve already been banned. Don’t take it personally, it happens to everyone. Literally.
Arizona Desert Swarm and House of Sparky: In true desert fashion, it’s a ghost town. Sure, the blogs are well written. But if no one is making misspelled comments, what’s the point?
Conquest Chronicles: This blog has been banned from post season posting for the next two years after ParagonSC was caught accepting money from donors.
Coug Center: Their podcasts are required listening. The only annoying thing is that they never talk about Jane Seymour. If there’s a cougar to be discussing, it’s her.
Building the Dam: They talk about the Beavers. It’s cool I guess, if you’re into that kind of thing.
UW Dawg Pound: Whatever you do, don’t look at the logo! Wait, you looked at the logo? I told you not to! Oh well, it’s your loss. Staring into the logo’s eyes gives you lupus. Enjoy it.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 PM MDT reply actions 7 recs
I noticed you did not invite the Bruins to the party
by ximiankernel on Jun 11, 2010 6:35 AM MDT up reply actions
not seeing eye to eye?
get it?
not UC to UC?
…. oh never mind……………………..
by ximiankernel on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM MDT up reply actions
The thing about Bruin Nation
Is it just me or do they spend more time whining about USC than they do talking about the Bruins?
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Not just you
Today’s BN front page headlines:
“Cheatey Petey & The Trogans Become A National Joke”
“Congratulations to UCLA Student Athletes Graduates: Class Of 2010”
“Troy Burning: Denial And Delusion Still Dominating The Sleazy & Corrupt Trogandom”
“Don’t Forget Hello Kiffin: A Big Part Of Trojans’ Dirty Mess”
“Mike Garrett: The Gift That Keeps On Giving”
“UCLA Football Picks Up First Commitment For Class Of 2011”
“Report: BCS Strips Trogans of 2005 Orange Bowl Win, Possibly the Championship”
‘Pete Carroll Attacks The NCAA For Having An “Agenda,” Blasts It For Going “Beyond Facts”’
2 UCLA items, 6 USC. And what kind of derogatory name is Trogans?
A USC recruit misspelled Trojans in a tweet. They’ve been using it ever since.
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Why do you know that?
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 16, 2010 3:24 PM MDT up reply actions
News of the day
They made it really easy for a few days there.
The previous week, BruinsNation was exclusively about John Wooden.
Baseball and conference realignment are taking over right now.
Trogans came from M Ambles misspelling his choice of school not once, but twice, on separate days. Anyone can make a typo once. It stuck.
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
Well
Thanks for the tragic review of House Of Sparky. Welcome to the Pac-74, Colorado!
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by Cory Williams on Jun 10, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions
Silly goose
Haven’t you learned anything? It’s never lupus.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Jun 10, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions
Is the Bruins Nation Blog really like this?
Because I would be forced to join out of spite.
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Funny enough, my office PC banned me from their blog. I can't even see the front page.
Which is hilarious.
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by KWashburn on Jun 12, 2010 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, seriously.....
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We're not quite as bad as we're made out to be
We get a lot of trolls, especially from the rivals across town. Sometimes, you gotta keep the doors locked.
But all Buffs are welcome and invited.
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
Wow...
Gotta say, I’m loving the Pac 10, 11, 12, 16, whatever the hell we are already.
The artist formerly known as Nuggets4.
Big PACkage
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Jun 10, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Welcome CU
And I’m back in Pac-10, err, Pac-11 land without having to move. I hate packing.
Welcome to the party, Buffs!
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
Holy shit
You guys need to tone down the red bull…
At CGB we don’t do red bull, we do blue bullshit.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 16, 2010 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions
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