Danny - new secret offensive gameplan

by rugbybuff on Feb 1, 2010 2:02 PM MST

Has anyone heard that Danny has been talking about his secret new offensive gameplan. I ask in all seriousness because I have heard from several with ties to the program that he is planning a new twist to the offense. I can't wait for some new brillance from the semi-retarded one.....can there be any other reason that we haven't seen or heard from him since his last inanities...he certainly hasn't been recruiting

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I heard...

He is going to have Cody snap it to himself.

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by Jon Woods on Feb 1, 2010 2:10 PM MST reply actions

New offensive gameplan:

1) Pass 50 times per game
2) …
3) Profit!

by NoVABuff on Feb 1, 2010 2:15 PM MST reply actions

hahahahahahaha, nice

I can totally see him as an Underpants Gnome.

by AllBroncsallday on Feb 2, 2010 4:58 PM MST up reply actions

yes

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by Hollidayrain on Feb 7, 2010 3:12 PM MST up reply actions

Here's my guess

New game plan = put Andre Simmons on the field more than 2x per game. Or maybe that’’s just wishful thinking on my part.

by highlandsbuff on Feb 1, 2010 2:33 PM MST reply actions

Punt on 1st down and hope for the best

Other options, a wishbone with Cody, Tyler, and Clark Evans, why mess up the backfield with RB

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by Broncoman on Feb 1, 2010 3:27 PM MST reply actions

Lull the opponent to sleep based on

3+ years of inept offense and average recruiting, and then….!! never mind, I have no finish to that though

by BuffnBigD on Feb 1, 2010 7:25 PM MST reply actions

Other Options

Cody plays WR and Qb, therby being able to throw himself the ball.

Dan Hawkins finds he has one year of eligibilty remaining and suits up as tailback.

We switch jerseys with the opposing team before the game.

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by Broncoman on Feb 2, 2010 10:33 AM MST reply actions

If you can't see them you can't tackle them

I am pretty sure it is you have an O-line with 6’-10" min. guys and then line up the smallest shortest players you have in the backfield. Then you place your smaller slower recievers to the outside and then….. wait that was last years secret weapon. I have no idea what next years is. Whatever it is I am sure it will be “inovative”.

by lakebuff on Feb 2, 2010 2:24 PM MST reply actions