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LOL

love the thread title

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:38 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm ready...

should have named in the fire everyone thread…

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:39 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

Something’s got to score tonight.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

well played in the face of adversity sir

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha...

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Thrust nunchuk upward!

by Bill C. on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, very nice

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:40 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Hallux

I’ve got faith. Anything is possible.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

we are drinking heavily now

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said IF i wanted to quit drinking

I dont.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

CU is going to make a lot of players a lot of money from their highlight tapes

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs

to stand up and make 1 big play and get them going.

o-Line play has been a little better on run blocking, too many holes in pass blocking.

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 8:42 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Defense has to make a statement on drive one

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

root for not being embarrassed any longer

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Root for Scott to get the Ball twenty times

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, how about the vegas line tonight?

why on earth were we favored in this game? Wyoming should be favored in Boulder next week. I’m sure they won’t be, but they should be.

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:45 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

yea

I lost a lot

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry to hear that Jon, I truly am

but I’m just saying, how we looked last week and how Hawkins-coached CU teams have performed on the road?

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blind faith.

I have way too much. But I am heavy on Stanford and KSU tomm

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love you.

Seriously, please please cover. Ill buy you presents

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are happy I assume about the Snyder extension?

Probably nice to do that for recruiting right there

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

You learned it by watching him?

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

good luck

only game I took this week was USC. I’m starting off really slow this year for some reason.

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

unacceptable

root to embarrass Toledo. I want to throttle Toledo at this point. I know you do too. Don’t think about the long term, just the game. As soon as the clock shows zeroes, we’ll change the convo. Until then- FIGHT!!!!!

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:46 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew it...

….when I saw the machu pichu pictures….the people that takes those pictures are always douchebags

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:47 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Hawk was

number 6 before CSU, he’s number 2 now.

http://coacheshotseat.com/

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 8:49 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Al Groh's seat isn't hot any longer.

It’s gone. It just has to be. Or did Virginia forget the whole point of football?

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I thought when he lost by 20 to wyoming

and then he won 5 straight games by 1 point and went 9-3

by Texas Wahoo on Sep 11, 2009 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

how he isn't number, i don't know

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

There really can't be any disagreeing with #1, I think...

…pretty sure Colorado wouldn’t lose to W&M by double digits…

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by Bill C. on Sep 11, 2009 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was saying how couldn't he be number one, then I saw

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

some big jobs out there potentially...

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm at Tennessee, so maybe I'm blind to it,

but is Lane Kiffin really on a hot seat yet?

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see him being there yet

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Paul Wulff looks like Freddy Mercury

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 penalties negated 84 yards for COlorado wow

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

hell...I thought it was more than that

I thought they lost close to 100 on those two

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish they'd show number of plays on the stat sheets on the screen

the 11:10 of possession doesn’t mean a whole lot to me without that.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:53 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

LET'S DO THIS

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:54 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

that's right, cheaters!

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:55 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Bob Davie still pains me...

….that was a deep cut man….analysts aren’t supposed to speak the stark, stark reality of the situation

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:56 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Given how he tanked Notre Dame

I trust the man to know poor recruiting results when he sees them.

by BracketCat on Sep 11, 2009 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our team got all confused when the coach mentioned the "Glass Bowl"

too bad they’re high on the slow-y leaves and not the crack

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:58 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

This is painful

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:58 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

great response out of halftime

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:59 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Uggh, well at least Air Force looks good.

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:59 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

This has now become amazing

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:59 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

One pace to score

60, like a hot knife through butter. I can’t believe the Buffs are this bad.

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 8:59 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

we aren't poor enough to fire hawkins and promote Cabral

if hawkins had any stones, he would resign

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:59 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Please please resign

The team has to be lost after this

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s what I’d be afraid of…Hawkins just looks like he could be losing this team at this point.

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by Bill C. on Sep 11, 2009 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, is this the worst CU loss ever?

This is way worse than losing 70-3 to Texas, at least they were a bad-ass team.

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:59 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

worse than Montana State....its looking like it?

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

I was at that game and have tons of family from Montana so that is a more memorable big-loss to me, but I think this might be worse

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

70-3 was the worst

because Mack Brown was blitzing into the 4th, and he almost killed Klatt. I’ll never forgive him for that.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buffs were scheduled

for a lot of TV games this year, I am sure that will get changed.

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 9:01 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I think if they are already scheduled they’ll stick

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, this is a first year head coach at Toledo

And yet he has his team MUCH better prepared. Now, I’m friends w/ the coach Beckman’s family and they are going to roast me for this game. We are terrible.
Here is the address again:
mike.bohn@colorado.edu

Bye, bye hawk and take your zen bs w/ you.
We need Eric Bienemy!

by CleBUFFS on Sep 11, 2009 9:01 PM MDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Still got a redshirt, doesn't he?

Texas could still get 2 years out of him… :-(

by BracketCat on Sep 11, 2009 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

100 schools could do better than us with him

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am guessing he will be gone by Monday

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would...

forget this sh*t millions of dollars down the drain

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice block captian Riar Geer

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:02 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought

corner back was suppose to be a strong point this year?

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 9:02 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

bring in lebato

cody will never play under our new coach next year so the other guys may as well start getting experience

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:03 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Geer

Just quit on the block.

by SanDiegoBuff on Sep 11, 2009 9:03 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, run the freaking ball and establish some attitude in the O-line

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:03 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

That was actually working...

…Scott has been the best part of CU’s offense tonight.

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, the game is lost at this point, you might as well give the line and scott some confidence

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish we could pick up LaGarette to make this interesting

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:03 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

crack some fools in the skull

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is a free agent

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

This offensive line is horrible

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:04 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the Wyoming game will tell you whether Hawkins has truly lost this team.

They will have over a week to rest, think about it, and prepare. If they come out lethargically, they’re gone.

And as a Wyoming alum, I have no idea how to feel about that. The same thing happened when the Cowboys came to Tennessee last year, where the home team just didn’t have any desire to play the game. It’s nice for Wyoming’s win/loss record in the history books, but it makes for a very disappointing game.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:05 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

they will lose to Wyoming and Toledo

two teams coached by former big 12 coordinators who have done more with their team in 2 – 3 games than the Buffs have in 4

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is my concern for you on that

I do not know what type of offense or talent Wyoming has, but I do know who is running it. Clearly you guys have some issues stopping the spread, whether it comes from Toledo, Mizzou or other places. Dont get me wrong, I dont know enough about Wyoming to predict anything here, but I am just saying

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not go for it?

really? THROW THE HOUSE BECAUSE WE ARE AWFUL

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:05 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

This is an all time low for CU

Including the Montana State game

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 9:06 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Ohmygod

That is all

You ain't hurt.

by Peter Bean on Sep 11, 2009 9:07 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Good to see the South starting to show up in this thread :-)

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's just plain epic.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we have friends to share in our misery.

and OU can’t lose to Idaho State tomorrow. So I feel safe saying I wont kill myself this weekend.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry guys...

…but we can’t help ourselves…

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

you've got to be kidding me

TACKLE YOU ASSHOLES

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:07 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

That's just fatigue.

Colorado has just shown everybody exactly why you don’t schedule Sunday-Thursday turnarounds.

I’m not sure the players should shoulder any blame at all for this.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

every darrell scott comment

should be prefaced by….we hope you transfer Darrell…please

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

let’s have him stay. Bring in a good coach that will use him correctly next year. Let’s hope he’ll get injured so he’ll can get a medical redshirt and have 3 years left :-)

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know the players better than I do.

I can’t tell the difference right now between cycle fatigue and flat-out sloppiness because I haven’t seen them before. But fatigue would look a lot like this.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

they shouldn’t be tired, no one on the team actually exerted any effort against CSU. We’re just horrible and the coaches are horrible

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

This team has no belief in their coaches

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

still no Andre Simmons

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:12 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

You ain't hurt.

by Peter Bean on Sep 11, 2009 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although to be fair

CU’s starting safeties are possibly the worst in college football.

You ain't hurt.

by Peter Bean on Sep 11, 2009 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's had a few long passes (including the one called back)

and he’s been getting flushed out of the pocket all game

by Texas Wahoo on Sep 11, 2009 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh,,,overthrew two touchdown passes

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, it's very weird

he missed a couple of TDs in the first half. The game would be close if he had thrown accurate passes in the first half

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't thought that he was bad for the last 2 weeks

And his problems were overthrowing. I think Cody is the least of our problems, which defines our problems even more

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Husker fan here

Just tuned in, what the eff is going on in Boulder? I really want to pull for the conference, but the Buffs are making it hard!

by j.v. on Sep 11, 2009 9:14 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

We are on FIRE

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:14 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Andre Simmons oh where are you??????

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:14 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:14 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Shots! We can do this Big 12! Band together!

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Frozen Jaeger coming out to the counter

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent idea. We will join.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played sir

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didnt mean for it to be so big.

Oh well. They were good

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheers

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cody

Carvin up the prevent again! Paddin stats!

by SanDiegoBuff on Sep 11, 2009 9:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

You guys think the Buffs can come back?

20 down? Hope so I got money on them lol.

by iamjackburton on Sep 11, 2009 9:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

(I hope) I really dont want to talk to my bookie on Monday

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, you bet on the buffs, I have some property in Florida you may be interested in

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice head band cody

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

well....

darrell has some nice stats…

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

defense blows

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he isn't

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

true!!!

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's because Cody keeps throwing to him.

He’s an extremely average player. The fact that he’s our best is a negative mark on us

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

for a slow white kid

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's up for some Clark Evans

Lets prepare for 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:16 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

he's gonna transfer

He signed for a spread option offense. We don’t run that any more

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

who knows, next week we might as well go back to it

Whatever the fuck we are running isn’t working against TOLEDO

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

might as well

Clark Evans is better than anyone we’ve got now

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw Simmons!!!

Congratulating McNight ont he sidelines

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 9:16 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

he looks good in that #1

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

His frame is perfect for handing out gatorade, coaching analysis from Hawkins

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah

was it a shank?

I expect college kickers to make 50% of anything above 45

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, not really, it was straight

it had the distance, just missed by a couple of yards

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

evn the announcers want Simmons

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:17 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright

We get a new DC next week to try to save hawkins job?

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:19 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

i don’t have no alcohol.

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:19 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

okay, I'm done with this team

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:21 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, I thought y'all would lose this game

after watching the Colorado State game, I felt there are systemic issues in your program that won’t be solved in a short week.

However, I didn’t think you’d be embarrassed like this.

This is beginning to remind me of Nebraska’s meltdown in 2007.

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by Beergut on Sep 11, 2009 9:21 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Baylor, Okie State (no SB sites)

TTech and OU I believe from the group

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

well Baylor and OSU don't have sites....

so I think just OU

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I'll represent OU as well.

We’re all here.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was here, then i left, now im back

heres to friday night big 12 football parties

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I second that

AND I do this: +1

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Baylor and OSU don't have SB sites

So I guess we just need someone from Double T and it’s all good.

This thread is inspiring a new chapter of Adventures of the Big 12, I think…

by BracketCat on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

god I hope so

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

i’ve seen this before….. but we didn’t start completely melting down ’til USC destroyed us.

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably

Oklahoma State and Baylor

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mahnke

Can’t even cover while committing a penalty

You ain't hurt.

by Peter Bean on Sep 11, 2009 9:21 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I really want to punch manke in the face

is this guy seriously gonna be the starter for the next 3 years?

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:21 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

This is pathetic

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:22 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets find a new coach, we hae a qrter and a half

Here are my choices

1. Charlie Strong-UF Defensive coordinators
Could open up some nice recruiting pipelines into the south, have heard only reason he hasn’t gotten a nice job in the SEC is the racists presidents since hes married to a white women. Would love to have some SEC defense speed in Colorado……welll how about some MAC speed right now…..

2. Troy Calhoun
3. Ed Orgeron-Have a man crush on this guy after reading the Meat Market, lets say our Dl wouldn’t be soft
4. Irish-hell, he an’t screw up this bad

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

You dont want Orgeron

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

After his Ole Miss stint,

I don’t think Orgeron’s going back to head coaching for a while. His passions are recruiting and D-line anyhow.

Besides, as a UT fan, I don’t want him going anywhere. The dude’s awesome on the sidelines.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love Calhoun, but I doubt he wants to leave Air Force

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately UT is a better program than CU, Air Force is a better gig than CU right now

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's an overstatement

Air Force might be better right now – but I think CU is a better job overall. Assuming CU would pay more.

by Texas Wahoo on Sep 11, 2009 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

you guys like Strong?

Would he even want this job?

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Big Ten Play

Teams are going to be scoring 50 points every week against this D.

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

We're not in the Big Ten

Big Twelve Teams will score 70

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, go to a freaking option offense at this point, Tyler, Scott, Stewart, not a bad start

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Gee, I dunno

Hawk really motored on that fake punt. He could run the option, lol

by BracketCat on Sep 11, 2009 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should have known. These crazy Weekday Primetime Games, man.

Always the biggest games for these smaller schools and they come out playing balls out, but I wasn’t expecting CU would be so listless. Anyways…

by iamjackburton on Sep 11, 2009 9:24 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

And still we're dealing with Sumler

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:25 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't want it

YOU take it

Awesome play, reallys super

by AllBroncsallday on Sep 11, 2009 9:25 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Can you pass me whatever you are drinking, smoking or sniffing

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

he had three blockers

and two guys to block, he should have made another 15 yards. get physical, for crying out loud

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, help me out.

What’s the ‘nt’ for? I only see you Texas boys use it.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Night Train"?

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

shouldn't that have been a Scott punt?

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:27 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

what I was thinking

guess it would of been too obvious with scott in though

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

that too creative for this staff

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fake Punt

CU finally does something exciting!

by Texas Wahoo on Sep 11, 2009 9:27 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

GIVE SCOTT A CHANCE!!!

we might as well try every trick play in the book

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:28 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

we cant put scott in when we need to pass

it is physically impossible

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, I didn't know Hawkins had control of the universe

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder he has no time to actually coach

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

is your backup worst than hawkins?

Why isn’t he in? I haven’t seen Hawkins do anything special this game or the last…

by iamjackburton on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because we redshirted him

Yes, another brilliant move

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he was smart enough to

say I am redshirting so I can transfer next season

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am being bold...

By calling this the best thread our great conference has ever had?

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I meant "Am I being bold"

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that is a fair statement at this point

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

last week we didn’t have all the riff-raff from other schools. I would rather us be alone in our misery :-)

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt that, I am sure everyone is laughing their ass off

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it's just me

My fiance went to CU… she’s already asleep, thank god.

by Texas Wahoo on Sep 11, 2009 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

not me

i’d rather beat you guys when you’re good…. not like this. This is just bad football right now. it’s not fun.

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Siminons

One play and a bad throw from mini hawk and back to the bench

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

someone call Brian Kelly

he might come here because you need him now

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by Beergut on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

too expensive

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

we can't afford that

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE Kelly

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. and Brian. and Lamp.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

our receivers are useless

none of them can get open. Frankly, Cody has been pretty good. Simas had better catch 20 balls next week.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:31 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

If Cody gets hurt

Do we even bother messing with Tyler’s RS?

I say let Seth play since Clark is suppose to RS too

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:31 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

no, I want Clark Evans.

He’s 6’4" 220#.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

agree

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's one way to move the chains:

Cody-gets-splattered-for-a-penalty on three!

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

good excuse

for a damned good drunk

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

We take a shot everytime they show Hawk sweating profusely?

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run Ralphie Run!

…and I’m done.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Ralphie can run over Hawkins in the pregame

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

cody can't hit crap

why isn’t simmons in EVERY SINGLE PLAY??? He needs game experience, we’re getting killed, who cares, let him learn!

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

who knows with this staff

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh baby...line up another

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Done and done

This comeback is going to cost me my liver.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

things are getting crazy now

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touchdown

don’t call it a comeback…

by Texas Wahoo on Sep 11, 2009 9:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Shots!

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

all you texas teams take shots...mizzou too...nebraska

time to celebrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone want to sell me their tickets for the Kansas game in Boulder?

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 9:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

even better...but I'd settle for buying them off someone

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no no no...ask for it for free and free yard work!

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cody

In All fairness to hi, he’s getting the crap knocked out of him

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 9:35 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe the line is trying to send a message to the coach about who should be playing QB

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:36 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOA

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:36 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

you'd better get that ball

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:36 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

ONE HALF

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

tight end fade...that is what we do best at CU

Andre Simmons on the sideline!!!!!!!!!!!

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

they

should ahve flagged that, for crying out loud

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

If it makes you guys feel better

I predicted a comeback for CU at BON. Let’s go!

by TheElusiveShadow on Sep 11, 2009 9:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

DDDDDDDDDDDDOUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBLLLLLLLEEEE SHHHOOOTTSSS

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

you get to drink again

real quick. how ’bout that.

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:38 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

i threw up a little

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

It hurts so good

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Believe it or not...

…we may have a football game here…

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:38 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

that's right, slut. ONE HALF

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:38 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep the faith!

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got to stopem

and get 2 touchdowns

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 9:39 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

screw that

just get another turnover on this KO

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will say, that 3rd qtr went on forever

Toledo could of done a much better job of running clock

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:40 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

i certainly have gotten more drunk in the third period

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep we are playing hockey

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I was thinking

That took forever

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES, THAT'S A RIPPY stuff

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:41 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

come on. WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS !!!!!!!

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:41 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, ok...

I’m rooting hard for the comeback. But let me just say before the 4th starts than even if we do somehow win this game my feelings on Hawkins won’t change one bit. It’ll just make me feel a little better about not getting embarassed by Toledo.

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

So true

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey bro

just curious, what does the “nt” mean?

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

No text

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to ask earlier, too.

It’s really odd that only the Texas people feel the need to include that. But hey.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/lloydchristmas.jpg

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

mock yeah ing yeah

mocking bird don’t everyone have heard!!!

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the most annoying sound in the world?

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe

You guys forgot me; especially after how popular I became on this site!

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by Mark Kieffer on Sep 11, 2009 9:44 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE HOLES

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you take a shot yet...you better drink

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've got Ames!

We didn’t want to disturb your beauty sleep with your early morning date with the Squawk-I’s tomorrow…

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

I am not going tailgating until 7am…. Call me a wuss if you want

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by Mark Kieffer on Sep 11, 2009 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

LETS GO BUFFALOES!!!!!!!!!!!

One quarter left. We can get this win!!!!

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:45 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry man

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:46 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

never mind

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:46 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

omg

no no no no no no no no no

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I hate that quarterback

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:47 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you guys play Baylor this year?

I fear what Griffin will do to your D.

by Texas Wahoo on Sep 11, 2009 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank goodness no

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the rivals page

Should we fire Hawk

Yes 65 votes
No 1 vote
Undecided 2 votes….

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:47 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

twitter is a wonderful thing

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should fire

The genius who moved these first two games….

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by Mark Kieffer on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

401 yards of offense?

2 yards from a 300/100 yard combo…

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:48 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

6 TD's in 3 quarters and 1 play

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

take care...thanks for joining this debacle

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

now take darrell scott

we can’t leave him in on offense…no chance….

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:49 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I doubt it would have made a difference

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we could of played Mines and still lost

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have given up 44 points to Toledo

And ron Collins still has a job. I guess it’s useless at this point

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:50 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Love it

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1 OPTIMISM

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'ed sir

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

remember the good ole days

when we were thinking we were going to be borderline top 25 going 3-0…..

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:51 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

When the hell was that, my long term memory is shot

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

even more

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

our Oline sucks

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like the good will is running out

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

And DL and WR, and S

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah good throw there

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

nope! we are

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm...let's wait and see what Snyder can do...

…with Ron Prince’s mess… They were my #12 last week….

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we're done making the mess

CU still has this whole season ahead of them

by BracketCat on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, even i cant hold out anymore

unless Iowa beats em by 1,000

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, wait a sec...

wasn’t Toledo the school where those kids were point-shaving?

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 9:53 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

The Buffs are point shaving now

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

D-mac and oren were talking to brett kern

who went to Toledo and someone called in and was yelling at him about that and all kern said was

“the guy who got convicted still has more money than you”, lol

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:55 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

That's funny

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really don't know what to do here

CU is me, and I am CU. I’m a Bronco fan, but I really don’t care about the the way I care about CU. I absolutely love my Buffs, and I don’t know how to feel for the rest of the year. Please help me out.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:55 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

you have a second favorite team? to adopt?

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is Ucla

And that means Prick Neuheisal. not good. CU means too much to me

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are in a tough situation sir

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have a 2nd favorite team

it will always be CU no matter what. It will just be a sad year and I will do lots of venting on this site :-)

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldnt recommend jumping on the OU train with me

Its almost as bumpy. A far almost

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Air Force

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

good choice

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ill be at the OU-Miami game

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sure hope Sam is back

That stadium is my own personal house of horrors

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I was there for USC and Florida.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

turn your black CU stuff inside-out and root for MU :-)

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to rub salt in the wound

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

geez your guys GT traina and OU train

are gonna get run over by my miami train..

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm on the Miami train too

I wanted to put them in my first top 25…

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by Mark Kieffer on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

ACC champ here we come

Whipple leads us to the Nc in 2010

Mark it down….

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey youre here too

that makes 2 of us cyclones

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

on this thread

you might be able to find 8 or maybe even 10 in the parking lot by jack trice right now

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

find a team that runs an offense you enjoy watching

may I suggest Navy or Georgia Tech if you like the flexbone?

And just watch them and enjoy watching their offense execute. Or you can do the same thing for defense, if you are a more defensively-inclined guy.

It will remind you why you love football, and why the game is great.

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by Beergut on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup thats exactly why i enjoy watching goergia tech and navy football games

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Play

Seth Lobato so he can get some game experience if they are not going to play Evans or Hansen.

I am sick of Mini Hawk, though our problems aren’t all on him. But he had no chance on that last pass.

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 9:55 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

cody is really the least of our issues

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

chanchat@colorado.edu

Please copy the Chancellor on your e-mails to Bohn thank you…

*stole this from rivals..

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

cool

I already wrote my bohn e-mail, but felt kind of stupid doing it because honestly I want him fired too.

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is dan hawkins never coaching???? never saying a word

just standing there…does he do anything?

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

he's got a new fancy hairdo

Christ, let it be

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's doing the same thing he did in Boise State

Unfortunatley, the offensive coordinator didn’t come with him!

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by Mark Kieffer on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is contemplating the meaning of the color green

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's people!

Soylent Green is people!

by Texas Wahoo on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent question...

he really does look absolutely lost right now

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looks like

Nick Nolte a little bit… Mug shot style!

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by Mark Kieffer on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only difference is Hawk combs his hair

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

coach

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now

that’s funny

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawkins

Will look like that after drowning his sorrows in the streets of Toledo…

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by Mark Kieffer on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did everything but give it the business

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

classic officiating call

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

at least hawk knows where penalties should be marked

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:02 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

mike.bohn@colorado.edu

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Which we do

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

dan.hawkins@colorado.edu

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

great point

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

who do we want?

We need a coach before we go to the admin.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I want Kelly

or Tuberville. But I’ll take anything

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright boys

time for some ROCKIES MAGIC!!!

rocks have 2nd and 3rd one out top 7

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

at least there’s something meaningful going on in Colorado

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Hawkins going to make it to tommorw?

Will he get the Ron Prince treatment? This is getting tough to watch.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.

by labbadabba on Sep 11, 2009 10:04 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

If I hear Hawkins....

Say it just some minor adjustment they have to make…..

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

"FLUSH IT" is what he will say

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should adjust himself to leave this state, that may fix the team

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no....it becomes its division II football and then

all the kids will wear it in college because they can identify

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

we made some small mistakes that we have to change to turn the game around

He’ll forget his D got outrun by a pocket QB

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

rockies update...garrett atkins flies out to first

2nd and 3rd still on – 2 outs

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

My high school drama teacher

was James R. Opelt. He’s one of the most hateful SOB’s ever put onto this planet. Now he’s a mayor somewhere in Ohio. I’m not a big Buffs fan but jeez, I can’t stand watching a dude named Opelt succeed.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.

by labbadabba on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

THE GIAMBINO

Will be up with teh bases loaded 2 out

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Spilly

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

been known to hit some slams

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatcha lookin for

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

well…there are a few 8 man teams in the state

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Intermural team Brother.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I take offense to that, as a former HS player

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

wondering if someone has a schedule

I graduated from Overland and wanted to see when they played grandview

wanted to see Chris martin destroy our team.

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mullen, Grandview, Columbine are good bet teams

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we need a new plan

Who is our coach of choice? Let’s brainstrom

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 10:09 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

oo

didn’t think of that name

would have a PIPELINE to Mullen…

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’ve kind of ignored him as an option in the past

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

definitely not

maybe as OC, but even that’s a stretch. He would be a great TE coach, but he should be thrilled where he is

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Defensive or Offensive pedigree?

Changed my SBN user name from WoodrowWilson.
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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. Charlie Strong
2. Troy Calhoun
3.

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't afford

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone from the state of texas...

someone who can recruit. someone who has a plan

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm telling you guys....

if Hawkins leaves and Mike Bohn is still around Ed Warriner the o-coord with Kansas will get a look.

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good night everyone...

Enjoyed the time, even though the game was what it was….

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." - Anonymous
Rock M Nation

by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 10:11 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

take carfe

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy smokes

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.

by labbadabba on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

ugly

Hawk is done. I already sent my email to AD Bohn and I suggest you all do the same. This is a joke!
If I hear next week that we are “close” and only need a few “minor fixes” I will puke. What we need is a new coaching staff. Where are the “great” LBs? Excuses, excuses…

by CleBUFFS on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM MDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

51 f*cking points

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

The whole staff should resign

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

fify

I never seen a worse “team”
Jesus Christ

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

So is Bill McCartney interested in coming back to save CU...

or is he still focused on making grown men cry in large stadiums?

He may kill two birds with one stone if he takes over the CU program this year.

Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy

by Panjandrum on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitiful

“Four legal pads of stuff to straighten out.”?? This is HIS team, not a mess he inherited!

by Chetster on Sep 11, 2009 10:14 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

It helps when you play our defense

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch Boise

Cause we hired the wrong dude

by AllBroncsallday on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

really Hawk???

27 pts down and you still have your son in???

If you believe he is the program why risk injury???

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Recruiting

I haven’t even seen anything on this but you gotta love the impact this is going to have on recruits who are watching this game that we have pulled from OH and around the country recently…

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

0

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll say 3…not sure which 3 but they’ll find 3

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

2

because 2+2=football

by SoCal12 on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

in football or basketball?

Either way the answer is 1 or zero

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

-4

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

2

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 ... maybe...

And I"m not sure that CU can defeat Wyoming at that. Right now, everybody in the Big XII – including Iowa State – should be favored against the Buffs.

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVEN IOWA STATE????

I mean losing to Toledo is awesome, but ISU??? NO FUCKING WAY!

Clone Chronicles

by Mark Kieffer on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it's time

Down a bottle of JD and have a couple of hookers.

Not me, Coach Hawkins…

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 10:18 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Clueless

This coaching staff, the whole program is incompetent – embarrassingly so! The GOVERNOR should get involved – this is a negative for the state!

by Chetster on Sep 11, 2009 10:19 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

How sad is it that our basketball may have more conference wins than our football team…

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

0>0

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colt McCoy won't have to play anymore after he plays CU, he will have enough stats to win the heisman

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT HAWKINS NOT ON THE HOT SEAT

i want whatever the fuck you are smoking man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

that's awesome

"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"

by pinkelposse on Sep 12, 2009 8:46 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG, Hawkins is not McCartney

"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

you try making this game interesting

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

they

should be doing the shots……

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

As much as i hate to say this

these guys are better than FSN.

At least he doesn’t call Scott Stewart the entire first quarter….

by roxbombers on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

agree...

FSN is pretty brutal at times…really wish the Big12 would get a better TV contract

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh oh oh i know

the conference should start their own network

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

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