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Live Game Thread: Colorado Buffaloes at Toledo Rockets

Colorado Buffaloes at Toledo Rockets, Sep 11, 2009 7:00 PM MDT


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In honor of the emergence of Darrell Scott. If he gets carries that is!

Who: Colorado Buffaloes vs. Toledo Rockets
Where: Glass Bowl (Toledo, OH)
When: 7:00 pm MT
Line: Colorado -4

Colorado_medium  VS.   toledo_2008_medium

Radio: 850 KOA (Mark Johnson, Larry Zimmer and Charles Johnson)
TV: ESPN
Online Tracker: ESPN.com
Weather: Clear, 66 degrees at kickoff

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Who's ready for a blowout!!!???

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 6:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I've been frothing for this game since the clock hit zeroes

and this team had better be the same way. If our linebackers play like they did last week, I fully endorse pulling Webb’s redshirt and throwing him into the mix. Put your muscle where your mouth is. Toledo’s pretty close to Memphis, at any rate

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

I took a vacation day today and it has been the longest day ever. I just want this to start. Man, I want the ball first and I want to run it down their throats

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have every other Friday off, including today.

For some reason, the Rose Bowl from 1980 isn’t cutting it.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you do?

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 6:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I work for a movie studio

we produce films that are alternately terrible and terrible yet profitable.

By the by, I made this commitment previously- if we have a decent season I’ll buy the season’s DVD and give this track a decent video. It’s not a half bad song.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very nice

I was just thinking the same thing.

I’ve attempts much, much worse.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every other Friday off too

Yes, much to the dismay of my wife, I’ve been useless around the house today waiting for the game.

Just got back from a quick grocery store run, and somebody made a comment about my CU jersey I’m wearing. It wasn’t a positive comment, something about CSU….

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 6:22 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

honestly, I'm not sure I could have handled a Saturday to Saturday game

I couldn’t even watch football on Monday after the CSU game because I was so angry (and yes, I am slightly embarrassed about that).

And my boy Barkley goes into the Horseshoe tomorrow!!!!!

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:31 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who ya picking in that one?

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

USC

all the way!
OSU=overrated. every year.

by SoCal12 on Sep 11, 2009 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 6:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

SC, but I hate the spread

7.5 with a true frosh on the road with 105,000 fans? Not hot. And Barkley will absolutely force some balls if he’s pressured.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:42 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

on that note- nice choices for the pool

I had a hell of a time making picks

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

18 picks his senior year at Mater Dei.
He’s prone to picks, via forcing the ball. If he lets the run game do the work like against SJSU (I know, SJSU and OSU are completely different), he will be fine.
Does anybody but me think that he really didn’t do much at all in the SJSU game? All his stats were inflated because of how good the recievers were. 90% of his passing yards were after the catch. Heh.
He’s a good kid though. Good head on his shoulders.

by SoCal12 on Sep 11, 2009 6:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was all about pressure

His offensive line was GODAWFUL last year, and he can’t run. So whenever he was forced out of the pocket, he would make an ill-advised throw down field (I saw almost all of his games. In fact, if we weren’t playing tonight, I’d be watching Mater Dei play). He’s a hell of a talent though, and USC might have the best line in the nation (thanks again, Jeff Byers).

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

in fact, my mom spent all last year saying...

“this is the #1 recruit in the country?” And then we went to last week’s game and she said, “I guess Barkley WAS prettty good.”

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please Please Please

Come out strong tonight a get a win. If not for anything else, but for my sanity and quality of sleep tonight. We need this so bad

by buffsnbruins on Sep 11, 2009 6:23 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Im counting on it.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

SBNation.com

To give you a better idea of how the new SBNation.com works, check out the story stream for tonights game: http://www.sbnation.com/2009/9/11/1026533/friday-night-lights-colorado-looks

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 6:27 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Colorado swag gets me jacked up!

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 6:47 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

they definitely didn't blast it last week

because we had no swagger at all. “Have you ever seen a ram? Not in Boulder Colorado….. we ain’t worried ’bout a rival…”

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ughh

No thanks for the reminder. I feel my bllod pressure every time I think about that game.

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know why some people have been saying DScott isn't the playmaker we thought he would be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1GkggVVrrk&feature=fvw
Go to 25 seconds. Just one example, I’m sure if you wanted to find more Scott highlights in that video there are more to be found.

by SoCal12 on Sep 11, 2009 6:50 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Jordan is done...Buffs time!

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 6:57 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

no prediction from me. Too angry

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:58 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

secretly, I think the Buffs win big

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

we better not miss any of the game

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:01 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE UP

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

FOOTBALL NOW IMMEDIATELY!!!

DON’T MAKE ME COME AFTER YOU ESPN!!!!!

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:04 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

This is terrible!

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wondering,

since you have such an interest in Mater Dei.
I’ve played volleyball and basketball tournaments in their gym.
And its a nice, expensive gym. haha

by SoCal12 on Sep 11, 2009 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to school in Denver

but my brother goes to Mater Dei. Of course I’ve heard of Dana Hills. I think there were a couple of Dana Hills kids on my bro’s summer lacrosse team last year, and Sean Schroeder was seriously underrated.

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:07 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

That guys arm is rediculous.
Duke got a steal…

by SoCal12 on Sep 11, 2009 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Sh*t....come on....

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:07 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Stu Scott with the intro...lets go

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:07 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

damn right, we'll receive

punch someone in the mouth

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

as soon as he runs free

he will be money

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 yards good start...they flexed in from 5 receivers...i almost threw a fit

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:09 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Sumler is not the threat

stop saying that immediately

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:10 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

whaddya know?

McKnight actually caught one

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:10 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

big third down conversion....

now keep pounding the ball

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:10 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

either you're the fastest typist ever

or I’m a little behind on DirecTV

GIVE THE BALL TO SCOTT UNTIL HE FALLS OVER

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im scared...

Looking ok, but scared….

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 7:11 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

better

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

why run the sweep with Sumler....stewart or scott

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:12 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand why Sumler is part of the gameplan.

He adds nothing

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no sumler

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:13 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

no simmons, two running backs

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:14 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a blown route by Scott

He’s still better. Scott, and Stewart. The end

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:14 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

i wish hawkins understands this.

well i mean clearly he doesnt..

by SoCal12 on Sep 11, 2009 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should be throwing to andre simmons

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

after last week, not pathetic

I feel the same way

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know

its pathetic that I am actually freaking out about Toledo

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright, now let's see the LB's play hard nosed football

Last week, they were playing two hand touch

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

If I had a backup team....

I’d start supporting them….but looking at my hometown area, I don’t think I want to be rooting for Rutgers either….

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 7:17 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Summler, Scott and Stewart all day

by CleBUFFS on Sep 11, 2009 7:18 PM MDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

we should make tee shirts or something

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly

Someone knows how to run an offensive series, and it’s not Dan Haawkins

by SanDiegoBuff on Sep 11, 2009 7:18 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

same here

The Toledo QB has All F’ing Day

by CleBUFFS on Sep 11, 2009 7:22 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

same here

The Toledo QB has All F’ing Day

by CleBUFFS on Sep 11, 2009 7:24 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

these guys are small....freaking kill them

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:19 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

these guys are small....freaking kill them

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:20 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

unbelievable

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:23 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately, VERY believable

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lets run some screens for Sumler, throw to McKnight over the middle,

and then burn HAnsen’s redshirt to salvage this season.

by SoCal12 on Sep 11, 2009 7:25 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok kids, good luck...off to work...will have my computer there....

….hope to watch some, but the Japanese people might get a little confused if I don’t teach them and just stare at my slingbox conn

“CU knows no defeat!” ;-P

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 7:26 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this thing working...seems to be misfiring

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 7:28 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

oh god damn it

already chucking it to Sumler. Stop it

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:31 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

More Scott!

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 7:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

first down

we went Kevin Moyd/ Demetrius Sumler/ Scotty McKnight

And that’s why we are the suck

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIAR GEER

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

2 missed tackles

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

This is an odd game...

When did Colorado switch to blue/yellow colors? And why is the midmajor home team wearing the white jerseys?

oh…

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 7:39 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Its only the first quarter?

That probably isnt a positive huh?

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing...

he gave up on that play, long before that guy reached the endzone.

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus one

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

still a crappy KR

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:40 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Buffs!

The Rams need your strength of schedule. ;-)

/ducks bricks and runs

(just meant a joke, nothing more)

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 7:42 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

if only it wasn't so true

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright sorry for the sh*tty load time on our site...it looks back

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:43 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

We have been running slowly as well

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." - Anonymous
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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, it's still crap

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott looks slow

Maybe its deceptive, but he looks slow.

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 7:44 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

He was tackled from behind

on both the long run with the holding penalty on Miller and on the 34 yarder there.

by SFBuff on Sep 11, 2009 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

better than sumler

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he doesn’t pump his legs very fast, I guess he has a fairly long stride though…

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks patient

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Again, maybe its deceptive

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see him playing

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright dscott

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:44 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

darrell scott 9.1 yards a carry

thats been on our bench

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:48 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't possibly hate Bob Davie more

Hell is Bob Davie, Stuart Scott, and Lou Holtz calling a game. Plus the Kenny Chesney background music

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:51 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

that song is worse than big & rich

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

and I didn’t think that was possible. When did ESPN decide that football fans love country music?

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone tried to tell me

that he is the new jimmy buffet. uhhhhh… no

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think their plan is

to offer to kill the song if we pay them a lot of money.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

understatement of the century

who would have thought our defense would be dog sh*t

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no strength up front

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:55 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Small RB

That just ran over our D-Line

by SanDiegoBuff on Sep 11, 2009 7:56 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

oh lord

that was a huge play

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 7:57 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

and we still insist on rushing 3

(that was pretty great coverage)

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:57 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

BURNEY ISGETTING SMOKED GET HIM OUT

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:57 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

How does Ron Collins still have a job?

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:57 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

how do any of these guys have jobs

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

send your application in to the athletic department

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Collins has been there for a while

We hated Helfrich, but I don’t feel like there has been enough pressure behind Collins (or pressure FROM Collins)

I didn’t like him coming over from a Boise team that had a shit defense, but he kind of got lost in the wash

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

(insert entire coaching staff)

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

big plays

Can we please stop giving up big passing plays?

by CUBuffs13 on Sep 11, 2009 7:58 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

How was that 32 yard Scott run?

I was looking at gamecast while going to work, so didn’t see it

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 7:59 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

nice, caught from behind though

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

good, but he got taken down from behind

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s a doctor, often has emergency surgery….I hope someone got in a serious accident…

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, you teach english in japan?

I kind of thought about doing that for a while, how do you like it?

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

63

days till basketball season. Izzat too long?

;-)

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:01 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

weep

when does lacrosse season start

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god, let's not look forward to Buffs Basketball

you really like punching yourself in the stomach

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh

I’m actually a student at Tennessee. I grew up in Wyoming, though, so I keep up with Rocky Mountain sports what I can.

And I have a nonstop sense of humor, so don’t take me seriously.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop hitting yourself

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay scott isnt the answer at returning,...can we save him for offense

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:03 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

plus eleventy

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no kidding

Cody’s going to throw to him regardless, so the least McKnight can do is catch it

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

throw the ball

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

wr

Where the hell is Simmons?? We need to stretch the field.
I’m not happy. You have no idea how much shit I’ll take all week in Cleveland.
Our D line sucks and/or young

by CleBUFFS on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM MDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

he was in on one play so far

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think CU Coaches read our post over the past 4 days

We are pounding it, pounding it, pounding it…..With success

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 8:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

i wonder where stewart is

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I think if they didn't he would be on a plane to Texas after the game

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by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:09 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are a 5 yard offense....no more no less. Just nothing to stretch the defense

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:09 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

like I said last week, thanks again to simas for getting suspended

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

great running the ball well

and now two passes in a row….smart coaching

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:09 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

make a throw cody...make a throw

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:10 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

cody is so bad....

that is two td’s he overthrew now

by NorCalBuff08 on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd and three....run the ball twice....

field goals arent going to get it down…obviously….f’in pathetic

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

down=done

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pieces just aren’t fitting together right.

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:12 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

you know what? this is exactly right

This puzzle just doesn’t fit

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

and there is talent on this team....

which leads me to believe it has to be coaching

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

just wanting an opinion on this matter from the CU fanbase

does dan hawkins keep his job the entire season?

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:12 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

we are probably to cheap to fire him

but they will be calling for it tomorrow if they lose

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:13 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the insight

and ya i agree with firing coaches being costly with all of the buyout clauses in contracts these days.

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately, yes

I think even if we go 0-12 he won’t get fired until the end of the season (if then)

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not if we lose this game

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not full blooded CU fan here but I live out here so I do follow them pretty close…I’d say yes, I don’t see them getting rid of him mid year

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Collins

The D coordinator needs to step it up or he should be gonzo. Toledo, f’ing Toledo is going right through us.
This is killing me

by CleBUFFS on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM MDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

I didn't like when he came over from boise

We let go of Hankwitz, who I really liked, and replaced him with a guy who ran a defense who was terrible

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

16 - 3 to freaking Toledo...16 - 3. How embarrassing

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

This is like a Gary Barnett Team

they start the season with their head up their asses and slowly pull it out and win some games towards the end…

They’ll be a spoiler North team….. 5-7

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

like I've always said

I was not a barnett fan, but his teams never looked so bad against mediocre teams

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

no it's not. Barnett's teams were tough

they just raped too many people

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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

purdue a bottom tier big 10 team scored 52 points on this team

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:16 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't we.....

Pull some cash away from like Chicano Feminist Lesbian Latino Studies and put it into football?

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:16 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

we need to put some cash into a buyout fund

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

or hire a hitman

I didn’t say that though

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

why don't we try to block field goals?

just like the Henry kick last year in the Nebraska game…we play so scared everywhere

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:19 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree

That is why I think Dan Hawkins just doesn’t cut it. It seems like we are never prepared

by NorCalBuff08 on Sep 11, 2009 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

we never go after kicks. punts too

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

demetrius sumler in

lets not put our playmakers in

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:20 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

5 yard offense....we can't get more than 5 yards

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:20 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:22 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

scotty mcknight makes a great play

then hawkins gets lit up and fumbles the next play. he looked like he got hit by a bus

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:22 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

once again...zero breaks

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:24 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

toledo qb makes a brett favre pass while getting sacked

nothing going the buffs way tonight

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:24 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what happens

when you have athletes in skill positions

by SFBuff on Sep 11, 2009 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

true story

as im typing this toedo qb scampers on 4th and 7 and breaks arm tackles for a 1st down.

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

god DAMNIT!!!

make a friggin tackle!!

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:26 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

we make zero plays

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:26 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

here is the email address

AD Mike Bohn:
mike.bohn@colorado.edu

I’m sorry, but this is a joke. Hawkins cannot prepare his team to play from the start and then we are forced to try to close strong. Why can he not get this team ready to play before the game? He needs to leave Boulder NOW!

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I hate my life

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:27 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

this is turning into the aaron opelt show

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:28 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

make him look like a heisman candidate

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT least he will get drafted nowm he should thank CU for getting him paid

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by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isnt even some sort of upset.

This is a complete slaughtering.

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:28 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does Hawkins look like he just got done working out

Freaking ridiculus!

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
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by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:28 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

because he knows he's going to join the unemployment line

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

have heard around the KU program...

that our offensive coordinator is rumored to be on “the list”

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

by alot

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I truly feel so sorry for you guys

This is just like watching a Ron Prince team all over again. I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy.

by BracketCat on Sep 11, 2009 8:30 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

to quote what sleepyfloyd said over at RockMNation...

Dan Hawkins looks like someone else crapped in his pants

"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"

by pinkelposse on Sep 11, 2009 8:31 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Tuberville in a heartbeat, Fulmer I was not impressed with

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
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by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would LOVE Tuberville

Can he start tonight?

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawkins better book a flight back to another state, cause I think the attorney general

can press charges of grand theft and fraud for impesonating a D-1 coach

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Colorado

For ruining ALL of college football for me this year. I seroiusly cannot watch any game beacuse it will just piss me off all year long

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know how you feel

I look forward all year to college football season and now this. It’s unbearable

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

why can't I post

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

He was blocking the Toledo pass rusher

but the rusher was too small. he couldn’t help but get a hand to the face.

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

big 12

Thanks for making the Big 12 look like s#%t. Funny 7 days ago you all thought you were gonna win the north. I don’t see you winning 3 games this year. Good thing Watson already said he doesn’t want to coach at CO.

by NebraskaOwnsCO on Sep 11, 2009 8:33 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

What on earth makes you think we ever wanted him

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

and you are officially a jackass

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

How was yours a few years ago?

No need for this tonight

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

No you don't.

This is removing any significance to your Thanksgiving weekend game, if Colorado can’t reverse things this season. Nebraska needs CU to be good, and vice versa.

(And I’m a Tennessee fan. No dog in this rivalry.)

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woah woah woah! Nebraska doesn’t need the Thanksgiving game to mean anything. We need to win the north, that is all

by NebraskaOwnsCO on Sep 11, 2009 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look pal...

I’m not even a CU fan but I’m interested in how the Big 12 does. Don’t get me wrong I want my team to finish better but I can act respectable around others. We’ve got MU fans, KU fans and KSU fans all here being respectful. You unfortunately can’t and that’s too bad.

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

and isu fans

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- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn...

it’s a regular Big 12 party tonight!!! Nice to have some football on Friday.

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mizzou will be doing this in a few weeks

hope/believe our trip to Nevada will go better

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be watching that one too...

Gabbert vs..Klopertnickelback or something like that isn’t it

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...he did not do much against ND last week

I believe Nevada only has one more game before they get us (against CSU I think)

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really wanted Nevada to beat ND…but apparently Lou Holtz says they are turning the corner.

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont know about that...but I was surprised by the final score

honestly…of both that game and our game to some extent.

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know I wasn't surprised that MU won...

I felt the dropoff was way overhyped by the media. Gary Pinkel has recruited solid players for this very season and I really thought they would win that game. You are exactly right though the score was surprising. Illinois was a disapointment and I don’t mean that as a jab at MU I just thought the game would be closer than it was.

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am with you

I too was surprised about how little Illinois did, but then marveled at how everyone always forgets in July that Ron Zook coaches Illinois in September…

’nuff said :-)

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by The Beef on Sep 11, 2009 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zook....

is a comically bad as a coach

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's because the North...

is WIDE open this year and everyone has an interest in about everyone else for the most part.

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody phone Ames...

…but they’re probably resting up for their smackdown with the Squawkeyes.

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

you bet

its already turning into a logistical clusterfuck with all of the extra people showing up and congesting all of our roads

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by tseyb_06 on Sep 11, 2009 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

new thread. go friends

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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey hey hey...

We know what this feels like, no need to rub it in.

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well you still have to live in Nebraska, that will always suck

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"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
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by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I've been Hawkins's biggest fan

I truly hate Barnett. But Hawkins has one half to win me over. ONE. After that, I’m through with him

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:33 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Every Shot

of Hawk on the sidelines, he has the lost of being totaly lost. If I can see it I am sure his players can.

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

So true, he look like a deer in headlights

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we even playing any defensive lineman, at least get Kasa out there

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

he's hurt

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

So my Uni team sucks, my home area college team sucks...

my Japanese Prof baseball team sucks, and I have to support a NY Giants team with Eli Manning as the QB…..oh, and I think my FF team sucks too…

fml

by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Every Shot

of Hawk on the sidelines, he has the look of being totaly lost. If I can see it I am sure his players can.

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

new coach

Eric Bienemy. Nuff said

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where do I sign

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

That works for me

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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman

by Broncoman on Sep 11, 2009 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didnt know Toledo had such a dominating defense

neither did the rest of the nation but the Buffs are making that defense look awesome

by GoBuffs on Sep 11, 2009 8:36 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

neither did purdue who scored 52 points

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

EB

Would have a fiery attitude! He’d either motivate them or make em quit

by CrazyBuff on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

thought

i’d watch the second half of this thing – but it looks like the first half has been pretty bad.

are you guys throwing the ball a lot again, or what’s happening?

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by Jon Johnston on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

no, we are running scott is having a good game but turnovers,

missed field goals and giving up the big play is what we are doing

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by irish1611 on Sep 11, 2009 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

No defense...

…and while Darrell Scott looks pretty good, it looks like Hawkins decided to go to pass happy late in the 1st half once again, giving up on Scott on the ground.

by Husker Mike on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its over

Team is too young to mentally bring this game back….

by BuffnBigD on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Miracle?

Come over to the second half thread…

http://www.ralphiereport.com/2009/9/11/1026758/2nd-half-suicide-hotline-thread

Changed my SBN user name from WoodrowWilson.
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by Jon Woods on Sep 11, 2009 8:38 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

i'll coach! For free, even!

But with a $20 mil buyout. 10 year contract. See you on the golf course!

by Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:38 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

ONE HALF!!!!

Come on people. We have one half to right the ship. I’m giving us ONE HALF. I want you to do the same. And then we’ll start talking about replacements.

ONE HALF

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:39 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

COME WITH ME

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

run the football....run the football

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.

by Denverjhawk on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, obviously I hope we come back and win

but that won’t change my opinion one bit on hawkins. he’s dead to me. I don’t care if we beat NU by 50 this year, he needs to be fired.

by nebraskasux on Sep 11, 2009 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 losses

And all sorts of excuses.

facepalm

by SanDiegoBuff on Sep 11, 2009 8:44 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

not yet. ONE HALF

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons

by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

Is Hawkins even going to make it to Saturday. Will they give him the Ron Prince treatment. This is painfull.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.

by labbadabba on Sep 11, 2009 10:03 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

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