Live Game Thread: Colorado Buffaloes at Toledo Rockets
Colorado Buffaloes at Toledo Rockets, Sep 11, 2009 7:00 PM MDT

In honor of the emergence of Darrell Scott. If he gets carries that is!
Who: Colorado Buffaloes vs. Toledo Rockets
Where: Glass Bowl (Toledo, OH)
When: 7:00 pm MT
Line: Colorado -4
VS.
Radio: 850 KOA (Mark Johnson, Larry Zimmer and Charles Johnson)
TV: ESPN
Online Tracker: ESPN.com
Weather: Clear, 66 degrees at kickoff
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Who's ready for a blowout!!!???
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I've been frothing for this game since the clock hit zeroes
and this team had better be the same way. If our linebackers play like they did last week, I fully endorse pulling Webb’s redshirt and throwing him into the mix. Put your muscle where your mouth is. Toledo’s pretty close to Memphis, at any rate
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Me too.
I took a vacation day today and it has been the longest day ever. I just want this to start. Man, I want the ball first and I want to run it down their throats
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I have every other Friday off, including today.
For some reason, the Rose Bowl from 1980 isn’t cutting it.
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions
What do you do?
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I work for a movie studio
we produce films that are alternately terrible and terrible yet profitable.
By the by, I made this commitment previously- if we have a decent season I’ll buy the season’s DVD and give this track a decent video. It’s not a half bad song.
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Very nice
I was just thinking the same thing.
I’ve attempts much, much worse.
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Every other Friday off too
Yes, much to the dismay of my wife, I’ve been useless around the house today waiting for the game.
Just got back from a quick grocery store run, and somebody made a comment about my CU jersey I’m wearing. It wasn’t a positive comment, something about CSU….
honestly, I'm not sure I could have handled a Saturday to Saturday game
I couldn’t even watch football on Monday after the CSU game because I was so angry (and yes, I am slightly embarrassed about that).
And my boy Barkley goes into the Horseshoe tomorrow!!!!!
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Who ya picking in that one?
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I agree
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SC, but I hate the spread
7.5 with a true frosh on the road with 105,000 fans? Not hot. And Barkley will absolutely force some balls if he’s pressured.
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:42 PM MDT up reply actions
on that note- nice choices for the pool
I had a hell of a time making picks
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions
True.
18 picks his senior year at Mater Dei.
He’s prone to picks, via forcing the ball. If he lets the run game do the work like against SJSU (I know, SJSU and OSU are completely different), he will be fine.
Does anybody but me think that he really didn’t do much at all in the SJSU game? All his stats were inflated because of how good the recievers were. 90% of his passing yards were after the catch. Heh.
He’s a good kid though. Good head on his shoulders.
it was all about pressure
His offensive line was GODAWFUL last year, and he can’t run. So whenever he was forced out of the pocket, he would make an ill-advised throw down field (I saw almost all of his games. In fact, if we weren’t playing tonight, I’d be watching Mater Dei play). He’s a hell of a talent though, and USC might have the best line in the nation (thanks again, Jeff Byers).
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions
in fact, my mom spent all last year saying...
“this is the #1 recruit in the country?” And then we went to last week’s game and she said, “I guess Barkley WAS prettty good.”
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Please Please Please
Come out strong tonight a get a win. If not for anything else, but for my sanity and quality of sleep tonight. We need this so bad
Im counting on it.
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SBNation.com
To give you a better idea of how the new SBNation.com works, check out the story stream for tonights game: http://www.sbnation.com/2009/9/11/1026533/friday-night-lights-colorado-looks
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Colorado swag gets me jacked up!
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they definitely didn't blast it last week
because we had no swagger at all. “Have you ever seen a ram? Not in Boulder Colorado….. we ain’t worried ’bout a rival…”
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't know why some people have been saying DScott isn't the playmaker we thought he would be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1GkggVVrrk&feature=fvw
Go to 25 seconds. Just one example, I’m sure if you wanted to find more Scott highlights in that video there are more to be found.
Jordan is done...Buffs time!
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FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLEXCLAMATIONPOINT
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions
no prediction from me. Too angry
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 6:58 PM MDT up reply actions
secretly, I think the Buffs win big
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we better not miss any of the game
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DOUBLE UP
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions
FOOTBALL NOW IMMEDIATELY!!!
DON’T MAKE ME COME AFTER YOU ESPN!!!!!
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This is terrible!
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Just wondering,
since you have such an interest in Mater Dei.
I’ve played volleyball and basketball tournaments in their gym.
And its a nice, expensive gym. haha
I went to school in Denver
but my brother goes to Mater Dei. Of course I’ve heard of Dana Hills. I think there were a couple of Dana Hills kids on my bro’s summer lacrosse team last year, and Sean Schroeder was seriously underrated.
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:07 PM MDT up reply actions
Holy Sh*t....come on....
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Stu Scott with the intro...lets go
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as soon as he runs free
he will be money
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5 yards good start...they flexed in from 5 receivers...i almost threw a fit
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big third down conversion....
now keep pounding the ball
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either you're the fastest typist ever
or I’m a little behind on DirecTV
GIVE THE BALL TO SCOTT UNTIL HE FALLS OVER
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions
better
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no, not yet
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions
why run the sweep with Sumler....stewart or scott
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I don't understand why Sumler is part of the gameplan.
He adds nothing
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions
no sumler
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no simmons, two running backs
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I'll take a blown route by Scott
He’s still better. Scott, and Stewart. The end
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we should be throwing to andre simmons
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wasn't Simmons the other guy in the same area?
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions
after last week, not pathetic
I feel the same way
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions
i know
its pathetic that I am actually freaking out about Toledo
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alright, now let's see the LB's play hard nosed football
Last week, they were playing two hand touch
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If I had a backup team....
I’d start supporting them….but looking at my hometown area, I don’t think I want to be rooting for Rutgers either….
ha
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions
if their impact player is a kicker, then we'd better crush them
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so far, we have no impact player, because we refuse to have impact
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions
No Summler, Scott and Stewart all day
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we should make tee shirts or something
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Clearly
Someone knows how to run an offensive series, and it’s not Dan Haawkins
these guys are small....freaking kill them
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these guys are small....freaking kill them
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unbelievable
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unfortunately, VERY believable
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions
now, will the coaching staff panic way too early or stick to the gameplan?
we better keep running it
Lets run some screens for Sumler, throw to McKnight over the middle,
and then burn HAnsen’s redshirt to salvage this season.
Ok kids, good luck...off to work...will have my computer there....
….hope to watch some, but the Japanese people might get a little confused if I don’t teach them and just stare at my slingbox conn
“CU knows no defeat!” ;-P
Is this thing working...seems to be misfiring
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
YES
More Scott!
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first down
we went Kevin Moyd/ Demetrius Sumler/ Scotty McKnight
And that’s why we are the suck
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that was a perfect throw
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions
This is an odd game...
When did Colorado switch to blue/yellow colors? And why is the midmajor home team wearing the white jerseys?
…
oh…
someone please give me something positive, because I've got nothing
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Its only the first quarter?
That probably isnt a positive huh?
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manke really pisses me off with his jogging half-speed after guys who are running towards the endzone
he did that against nebraska last year. show some hussle you asshole!
I was thinking the same thing...
he gave up on that play, long before that guy reached the endzone.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
plus one
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions
good to see us continuing to hand off to Scott, even with the penalty
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Come on, Buffs!
The Rams need your strength of schedule. ;-)
/ducks bricks and runs
(just meant a joke, nothing more)
if only it wasn't so true
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions
alright sorry for the sh*tty load time on our site...it looks back
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We have been running slowly as well
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Rock M Nation
no, it's still crap
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions
He was tackled from behind
on both the long run with the holding penalty on Miller and on the 34 yarder there.
better than sumler
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he looks patient
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions
I stand by this, because he's still better than Sumler
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions
alright dscott
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darrell scott 9.1 yards a carry
thats been on our bench
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we have to get Kevid effing Moyd into the mix
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions
I couldn't possibly hate Bob Davie more
Hell is Bob Davie, Stuart Scott, and Lou Holtz calling a game. Plus the Kenny Chesney background music
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that song is worse than big & rich
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Has anybody met anyone that likes it?
I haven’t.
by David Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions
agreed
and I didn’t think that was possible. When did ESPN decide that football fans love country music?
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions
someone tried to tell me
that he is the new jimmy buffet. uhhhhh… no
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I think their plan is
to offer to kill the song if we pay them a lot of money.
by David Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions
understatement of the century
who would have thought our defense would be dog sh*t
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no strength up front
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and we still insist on rushing 3
(that was pretty great coverage)
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BURNEY ISGETTING SMOKED GET HIM OUT
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how do any of these guys have jobs
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But Collins has been there for a while
We hated Helfrich, but I don’t feel like there has been enough pressure behind Collins (or pressure FROM Collins)
I didn’t like him coming over from a Boise team that had a shit defense, but he kind of got lost in the wash
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
(insert entire coaching staff)
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big plays
Can we please stop giving up big passing plays?
nice, caught from behind though
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good, but he got taken down from behind
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions
Buffs can't catch one break...
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he’s a doctor, often has emergency surgery….I hope someone got in a serious accident…
by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions
weep
when does lacrosse season start
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh god, let's not look forward to Buffs Basketball
you really like punching yourself in the stomach
by CraigScanlan on Sep 11, 2009 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions
eh
I’m actually a student at Tennessee. I grew up in Wyoming, though, so I keep up with Rocky Mountain sports what I can.
And I have a nonstop sense of humor, so don’t take me seriously.
by David Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions
stop hitting yourself
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions
okay scott isnt the answer at returning,...can we save him for offense
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plus eleventy
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions
no kidding
Cody’s going to throw to him regardless, so the least McKnight can do is catch it
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions
throw the ball
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wr
Where the hell is Simmons?? We need to stretch the field.
I’m not happy. You have no idea how much shit I’ll take all week in Cleveland.
Our D line sucks and/or young
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he was in on one play so far
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I think CU Coaches read our post over the past 4 days
We are pounding it, pounding it, pounding it…..With success
i wonder where stewart is
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I think if they didn't he would be on a plane to Texas after the game
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we are a 5 yard offense....no more no less. Just nothing to stretch the defense
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great running the ball well
and now two passes in a row….smart coaching
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make a throw cody...make a throw
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3rd and three....run the ball twice....
field goals arent going to get it down…obviously….f’in pathetic
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down=done
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offense is a little better
but defense blows
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The pieces just aren’t fitting together right.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
you know what? this is exactly right
This puzzle just doesn’t fit
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions
and there is talent on this team....
which leads me to believe it has to be coaching
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just wanting an opinion on this matter from the CU fanbase
does dan hawkins keep his job the entire season?
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
we are probably to cheap to fire him
but they will be calling for it tomorrow if they lose
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thanks for the insight
and ya i agree with firing coaches being costly with all of the buyout clauses in contracts these days.
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unfortunately, yes
I think even if we go 0-12 he won’t get fired until the end of the season (if then)
Not if we lose this game
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Ron Collins
The D coordinator needs to step it up or he should be gonzo. Toledo, f’ing Toledo is going right through us.
This is killing me
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I didn't like when he came over from boise
We let go of Hankwitz, who I really liked, and replaced him with a guy who ran a defense who was terrible
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions
16 - 3 to freaking Toledo...16 - 3. How embarrassing
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This is like a Gary Barnett Team
they start the season with their head up their asses and slowly pull it out and win some games towards the end…
They’ll be a spoiler North team….. 5-7
like I've always said
I was not a barnett fan, but his teams never looked so bad against mediocre teams
no it's not. Barnett's teams were tough
they just raped too many people
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions
purdue a bottom tier big 10 team scored 52 points on this team
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Can't we.....
Pull some cash away from like Chicano Feminist Lesbian Latino Studies and put it into football?
we need to put some cash into a buyout fund
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why don't we try to block field goals?
just like the Henry kick last year in the Nebraska game…we play so scared everywhere
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I agree
That is why I think Dan Hawkins just doesn’t cut it. It seems like we are never prepared
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demetrius sumler in
lets not put our playmakers in
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5 yard offense....we can't get more than 5 yards
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I have to agree with the announcers
Nice play by McKnight
Yeah he doesn't look good at all- totally stressed out
by AllBroncsallday on Sep 11, 2009 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions
honestly i think he has just been pooping his pants a lot more often as of late.
Probably due to the fact that he can’t coach, and he knows he is wasting our money. Or the University’s money.
did anyone see his TV show this week?
He just wanted to get away
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by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions
wow
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scotty mcknight makes a great play
then hawkins gets lit up and fumbles the next play. he looked like he got hit by a bus
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
once again...zero breaks
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toledo qb makes a brett favre pass while getting sacked
nothing going the buffs way tonight
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that's what happens
when you have athletes in skill positions
true story
as im typing this toedo qb scampers on 4th and 7 and breaks arm tackles for a 1st down.
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
we make zero plays
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here is the email address
AD Mike Bohn:
mike.bohn@colorado.edu
I’m sorry, but this is a joke. Hawkins cannot prepare his team to play from the start and then we are forced to try to close strong. Why can he not get this team ready to play before the game? He needs to leave Boulder NOW!
by CleBUFFS on Sep 11, 2009 8:27 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
I hate my life
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this is turning into the aaron opelt show
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
make him look like a heisman candidate
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AT least he will get drafted nowm he should thank CU for getting him paid
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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
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This isnt even some sort of upset.
This is a complete slaughtering.
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Why does Hawkins look like he just got done working out
Freaking ridiculus!
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman
because he knows he's going to join the unemployment line
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have heard around the KU program...
that our offensive coordinator is rumored to be on “the list”
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
"shocking how much faster Toledo is than Colorado"
sweet
by AllBroncsallday on Sep 11, 2009 8:29 PM MDT reply actions
by alot
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I truly feel so sorry for you guys
This is just like watching a Ron Prince team all over again. I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy.
to quote what sleepyfloyd said over at RockMNation...
Dan Hawkins looks like someone else crapped in his pants
"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"
Tuberville in a heartbeat, Fulmer I was not impressed with
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman
I would LOVE Tuberville
Can he start tonight?
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Hawkins better book a flight back to another state, cause I think the attorney general
can press charges of grand theft and fraud for impesonating a D-1 coach
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman
Thank you Colorado
For ruining ALL of college football for me this year. I seroiusly cannot watch any game beacuse it will just piss me off all year long
I know how you feel
I look forward all year to college football season and now this. It’s unbearable
He was blocking the Toledo pass rusher
but the rusher was too small. he couldn’t help but get a hand to the face.
big 12
Thanks for making the Big 12 look like s#%t. Funny 7 days ago you all thought you were gonna win the north. I don’t see you winning 3 games this year. Good thing Watson already said he doesn’t want to coach at CO.
What on earth makes you think we ever wanted him
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and you are officially a jackass
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
How was yours a few years ago?
No need for this tonight
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No you don't.
This is removing any significance to your Thanksgiving weekend game, if Colorado can’t reverse things this season. Nebraska needs CU to be good, and vice versa.
(And I’m a Tennessee fan. No dog in this rivalry.)
by David Hooper on Sep 11, 2009 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Woah woah woah! Nebraska doesn’t need the Thanksgiving game to mean anything. We need to win the north, that is all
by NebraskaOwnsCO on Sep 11, 2009 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions
Look pal...
I’m not even a CU fan but I’m interested in how the Big 12 does. Don’t get me wrong I want my team to finish better but I can act respectable around others. We’ve got MU fans, KU fans and KSU fans all here being respectful. You unfortunately can’t and that’s too bad.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
and isu fans
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- Paul Rhoads
damn...
it’s a regular Big 12 party tonight!!! Nice to have some football on Friday.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Mizzou will be doing this in a few weeks
hope/believe our trip to Nevada will go better
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I'll be watching that one too...
Gabbert vs..Klopertnickelback or something like that isn’t it
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yeah...he did not do much against ND last week
I believe Nevada only has one more game before they get us (against CSU I think)
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I really wanted Nevada to beat ND…but apparently Lou Holtz says they are turning the corner.
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I dont know about that...but I was surprised by the final score
honestly…of both that game and our game to some extent.
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you know I wasn't surprised that MU won...
I felt the dropoff was way overhyped by the media. Gary Pinkel has recruited solid players for this very season and I really thought they would win that game. You are exactly right though the score was surprising. Illinois was a disapointment and I don’t mean that as a jab at MU I just thought the game would be closer than it was.
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I am with you
I too was surprised about how little Illinois did, but then marveled at how everyone always forgets in July that Ron Zook coaches Illinois in September…
’nuff said :-)
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that's because the North...
is WIDE open this year and everyone has an interest in about everyone else for the most part.
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you bet
its already turning into a logistical clusterfuck with all of the extra people showing up and congesting all of our roads
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new thread. go friends
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Well you still have to live in Nebraska, that will always suck
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman
Okay, I've been Hawkins's biggest fan
I truly hate Barnett. But Hawkins has one half to win me over. ONE. After that, I’m through with him
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons
Every Shot
of Hawk on the sidelines, he has the lost of being totaly lost. If I can see it I am sure his players can.
So true, he look like a deer in headlights
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman
Are we even playing any defensive lineman, at least get Kasa out there
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman
he's hurt
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons
by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Damn
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness
"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes." - Agent Rogersz from Repoman
So my Uni team sucks, my home area college team sucks...
my Japanese Prof baseball team sucks, and I have to support a NY Giants team with Eli Manning as the QB…..oh, and I think my FF team sucks too…
fml
Every Shot
of Hawk on the sidelines, he has the look of being totaly lost. If I can see it I am sure his players can.
he is never talking to anybody...just by himself, never coaching...never talking just looking lost
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where do I sign
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That works for me
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"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
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"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?" - Evelle from Raising Arizona
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I didnt know Toledo had such a dominating defense
neither did the rest of the nation but the Buffs are making that defense look awesome
neither did purdue who scored 52 points
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EB
Would have a fiery attitude! He’d either motivate them or make em quit
thought
i’d watch the second half of this thing – but it looks like the first half has been pretty bad.
are you guys throwing the ball a lot again, or what’s happening?
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no, we are running scott is having a good game but turnovers,
missed field goals and giving up the big play is what we are doing
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No defense...
…and while Darrell Scott looks pretty good, it looks like Hawkins decided to go to pass happy late in the 1st half once again, giving up on Scott on the ground.
Miracle?
Come over to the second half thread…
http://www.ralphiereport.com/2009/9/11/1026758/2nd-half-suicide-hotline-thread
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i'll coach! For free, even!
But with a $20 mil buyout. 10 year contract. See you on the golf course!
ONE HALF!!!!
Come on people. We have one half to right the ship. I’m giving us ONE HALF. I want you to do the same. And then we’ll start talking about replacements.
ONE HALF
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons
COME WITH ME
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons
by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions
run the football....run the football
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well, obviously I hope we come back and win
but that won’t change my opinion one bit on hawkins. he’s dead to me. I don’t care if we beat NU by 50 this year, he needs to be fired.
You won't come with 4 tds of the Huskers
by NebraskaOwnsCO on Sep 11, 2009 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions
Go fuck yourself
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons
by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Get over to the new thread.
NOW
http://www.ralphiereport.com/2009/9/11/1026758/2nd-half-suicide-hotline-thread
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2 losses
And all sorts of excuses.
facepalm
not yet. ONE HALF
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons
by Hallux Valgus on Sep 11, 2009 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions
wow.
Is Hawkins even going to make it to Saturday. Will they give him the Ron Prince treatment. This is painfull.
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