Hat tip to Seth at Double T Nation on these quotes. Leach just never ceases to amaze me. If you offered me the chance to spend a day with any current college football coach I don't think I would hesitate to choose Mikey.

""I can do that," Leach said of teaching a quarterback to drop back. "I only need a three-hour window. I'll have a great clinic for all the NFL coaches who are so horrible that they can't teach a guy to take a snap under center and go backwards."

"You bring up easily the most pitiful NFL cop-out of all," Leach said in a telephone interview.

"And you can send that message to the whole NFL. Any coach who has ever said or uttered those words or considers that a concern, here's my message for them: How could you possibly look yourself in the mirror and consider yourself an NFL coach and not be able to teach a guy to run back three steps, five steps and seven steps? I can teach a child that!

"Any coach in the NFL who can't do that ought to be fired!"