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Dan Hawkins Press Conference Drinking Game

When you're 2-6, you have to find new ways to have fun during the football season.  What better way to make the pain go away than with a Dan Hawkins press conference drinking game??

Take a drink every time Dan Hawkins:

-Mentions how young the team is

-Talks about how good the team looks in practice

-Uses injuries as an excuse

-Reads a letter of support from a parent/former player/fan of a rival institution

-Raves about how proud he was that we were only down two scores for much of the fourth quarter

-Uses the terms "Get their horns out" or "warrior spirit"

Finish your drink if Dan Hawkins:

-Asks current team members to vouch for his fairness

-Calls out members of the media for not having children

 

If you stick to these rules, then by the end of the press conference you should be more blacked out than the West Virginia game.

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Some other new terms for one drink:

-“Gotta Seize the Day”
-“Its a combination of things”
-“technical and spiritual resolve”

-references his mentor Bob Foster saying that his team is young = finish your beer
-references his “boss” understanding what they are doing with the program and how he has his full support = shot of something strong

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by Bob_Bell on Nov 1, 2009 10:17 PM MST reply actions  

F**ing Fabulous

Can you please add something for the Bohn too just in case he is present… or better yet just give me direction on what and how much to drink for some of his delusional thoughts too.

PS “It’s a combination of things” – if that’s a drink, I’m already drunk.

by BUFFS81 on Nov 2, 2009 12:21 AM MST reply actions  

Awesome

- Also need to drink with “we didn’t start fast”

- And the great, “we did not get the momentum”

- Or, “There is some little things we need to fix”

I should be wasted in three minutes.

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by Broncoman on Nov 2, 2009 8:36 AM MST reply actions  

If Charlie Manuel let Dan Hawkins talk to the media for him

after last night’s Phillies-Yankees game:

“I’m really proud of how our guys hung in there right up until the end of the game. We were tied in the 9th which shows we had a chance to win it. I mean we’re there, we just have to find a way to win. Our guys have got that ‘warrior spirit’ instilled in them. I know Ryan Madsen looked a little better this season than Lidge, but you guys dont know the whole picture. You don’t have children. And I’ve been fair to Ryan Madsen this whole time. Isn’t that right, Ryan? I’ve been upfront with you right? So like I said. We’re there. Warrior spirit. We’ve just gotta fix the little things.”

by NoVABuff on Nov 2, 2009 10:15 AM MST reply actions  

Just watched the Tuesday press luncheon and Hawk's Q and A session.

Take a shot of jungle juice when he says “juice”.

Pound a cheap beer when he looks like he’s gonna crap his pants. You might need a six pack for this and the session is only 20 mins. long.

by CUFan on Nov 3, 2009 2:31 PM MST reply actions  

I had to join just to comment on this.

Un-effin-believable. The parallels between George Bush press conferences and Hawkins conferences are scary. Just picture the weasily voice, “Great, spiritual, and technical resolve.” Great post.

by legendarywalton on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 AM MST reply actions  

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