2nd Half Euthanasia Thread - Colorado Buffaloes vs. Missouri Tigers
by Jon Woods on Oct 31, 2009 1:13 PM MDT
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PrintPlease... Someone put this coaching staff out of it's misery and let the Buffalo family grieve over our program.
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| 1st Downs | 15 | 6 |
| 3rd down efficiency | 3-7 | 0-4 |
| 4th down efficiency | 1-2 | 0-0 |
| Total Yards | 306 | 55 |
| Passing | 189 | 51 |
| Comp-Att | 12-18 | 7-12 |
| Yards per pass | 10.5 | 4.3 |
| Rushing | 117 | 4 |
| Rushing Attempts | 25 | 13 |
| Yards per rush | 4.7 | 0.3 |
| Penalties | 2-20 | 4-30 |
| Turnovers | 1 | 2 |
| Fumbles lost | 0 | 2 |
| Interceptions thrown | 1 | 0 |
| Possession | 19:36 | 10:24 |
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Sorry,
all my positivity is gone…
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Someone needs to lose their job over this one
or maybe the last one? Or maybe the first two games of the year?
I can only imagine
I was just thinking…that team meeting did us really well
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Given how well the coaching staff is at making halftime adjustments
we should be prepared for Mizzou to drop another 50 on us
Something like this
Stay out of the valleys, guys. Say, have you seen my stack of fan mail lately? Let me read you a few highlights. Oh, and Tyler? Cody is going to be the QB in the second half. Now go get `em Buffs!
by highlandsbuff on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM MDT up reply actions
Halftime speech
You need to get your horns out….You need to play with the heart of a buffalo…
hey atleast in 12 minutes we can watch HD SEC football
Florida v Georgia
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Going to have 3 games on at once.
Mind blown
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Maybe lock Ralphie and Hawkins in his office and lock the door. See what happens…
You don’t have to fire or buyout someone that’s had an unfortunate accident right?
workers comp cant be three million right?
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halloween costume
I was going to go as Coach Hawkins tonight but then i started fearing for my safety.
mistaken identity could be deadly...
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Haha
That made me laugh. Maybe you should dress up as Hawk and we can all chase you around all night with an ax.
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Ok offense, dispense with the bullshit......
It’s time to bust out!!!!!
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"All coaching is, is taking a player where he can't take himself" Bill McCartney
yes!
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"We got a little bit of rythym there"
What the hell game was he watching….maybe it’s like that one episode of the simpsons where homer gets drunk and lisa asks him to account the evening…
at least he didn't say we had our best practice of the year this week
that was my odds on favorite
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true...
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small miracles
I was feeling pretty down, but you’re right, at least we can see how much time is left :-)
embree
rumor that some (we dont have many) boosters are going to push for firing hawk and hiring embree (great recruiter, nfl experience, affordable, will bring former buffs like EB, mcgee, etc. as position coaches and coordinators).
At this point, I am so desperate for a change, I would welcome that plan. what about you? other candidates?
by hybernatingbuff on Oct 31, 2009 1:33 PM MDT reply actions
I have heard that the boosters are compiling the money
don’t know about Embree…that is my biggest fear is that we will buy out hawkins and hire a dud
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Klatt has been sayin this on AM 1510
claims that the money is there in terms of commitments to make a change
by highlandsbuff on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Well that's a first
Improvement after halftime?
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Good drive
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Sanderfield has been a mad man on kickoff coverage
Time for him to rack the returner up for a fumble.
We need turn overs deep in Mizzou territory to get back in this.
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sandersfield has been awesomne
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3rd down come on d
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is burney really talking shit?
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THEY WENT AFTER A PUNT!
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georgia's uniforms are sweet....black helmets for Georgia
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georgia just got tebowed
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we are supposed to have a lot of things
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Nate solder just got abused
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Solder jock is still on the field
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the real buffs offense is back
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hansen just got killed
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yeah, totally
man, there’s another thing I bought into. He looked like he was really coaching em up during spring and fall camps, guess not…
me too
but I guess he was just working on growing out a bigger mustache
by highlandsbuff on Oct 31, 2009 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions
More Ringo
When Colorado scored its touchdown, it ended a stretch of 151 minutes, 50 seconds of game time since it last reached the end zone vs. MIZZOU
hold on Herrod????
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Nice to see someone on our sideline yelling
I’m pretty sure Hawk is fast asleep beneath those sunglasses
the NU/Baylor game is still 20-10?
Their offense stinks. I shouldn’t talk trash though, they’ll probably drop 100 on us…
don't worry
I read that the team is gunning for NU as well as Mizzou this year, so you can expect the Buffs to bring their A game again
by highlandsbuff on Oct 31, 2009 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions
TD! Burney...well
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YES!
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Burney keeps doing that
He can talk all the trash he wants
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Why is he showboating?
We’re 2-5 and we’re getting housed. Throw that ball to the ref and do it again.
That old thing
about “When you score, act like you expected to.”
Good start by KU
Hope that bet pays off.
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wow
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Nice D
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Killer stupidity
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layout Gabbert...hit the fucker
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"Reached out and touched the offensive player"?
Seriously? It’s like we’re inventing ways to f*** up.
nice tackle Chap
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good
then we can’t have that “man, if we would of played Miami OH things might of been different” excuse. Toledo sucks arse and they killed us. Bottom line.
YES!
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wish we didn't give up that safety
Missouri looks like a different team…they stopped blitzing.
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That was awesome!
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He is starting to look more comfortable
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hey did Kiesau just use Hansen's legs...hey it works when you do that
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What the hell happened
I went to pick up my brother from the syracuse/cincinnati game and when I get back there is a different team. Did D.Hawkins throw a fit at half?
At least they are trying new plays
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14 - 0 quarter
good response…only if we could play a whole game like that
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7 was the D though
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14-0 Florida
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Just enough life
to keep Hawkins around, prolong the misery.
that is the bad part with all of this
i can already hear it now…“I am proud of the way our guys responded after halftime…you can see how close we are.”
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well that sums up this team
gotta make one play
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Why not a fake with qb bootleg?
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where was the pressure defense in the first half
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it just makes it even more frustrating
Mizzou isn’t that good, either is KSU, but we always shoot ourselves in the foot
Mizzou is very average...as you can see
we made them look immortal in the first half
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Seriously - there was no fire and no designed pressure/blitzing
now we bring it and good things happen
right wrist
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yep, a ton
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nice shake and bake espy
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Mark Richt
is 4-3 this year at UGA and is under a LOT of pressure right now. Bobby Bowden is under pressure. Our leadership thinks Hawkins is a really swell guy.
Because...
The Athletic Directors of those schools do not settle for mediocre football programs… Same cannot be said of Bohn.
Why is everyone mad at Burney
I don’t care if he is talking shit, at least it shows that he has some emotion. Some heart.
I guess I agree...at least he is playing pretty well
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I get what you're saying...
….but the idea that anyone on this team thinks they’re actually good enough to talk shit is kinda laughable.
We need to go to the hurry up or no huddle
And I don’t mean with Cody
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shit...I wish we had converted that fourth down...we would be sitting pretty
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just run tyler...run
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And here's where our D is simply worn out from being on the field all game long
Time of possession, even with the 2nd half improvement, has gotta be killing em.
Why can't we run slants like that?
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or have a 61 yard touchdown pass like Texas Tech just had
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Simmons sighting
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Returning Punts no less
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haha...just trying to ease the tension
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Punt was short...McKnight grabbed it late, Simmons was the only deep man
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it is part of Simmons two play quota
we won’t see him until next week
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Considering the positions our offense puts them in time & time again...
…our D has actually been remarkably good this year. Toledo aside, they’ve generally kept us in the game.
think if we
converted that fourth down, didn’t have the safety and didn’t give up that fake field goal…all big mistakes, that killed us.
I know a bunch of ifs and buts but still…
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yep
I’m afraid this is going to be another potential W we let get away
by highlandsbuff on Oct 31, 2009 2:28 PM MDT up reply actions
yes, that is what I am afraid will happen
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#85 is good
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Quick passes were working and they quit
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why did we accept that???
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Funny thing is, people will look at the final score and think it must have been kinda/sorta close
Only those who watched will know the ugly truth: we were never really even in the game.
buffs offside...nice work
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jimmy smith came to play a little bit today
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simmons sighting
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Sheesh
Just checked some scores – Iowa caught fire didn’t they?
yeah
so did Georgia
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nebraska wins only 20 - 10. they wont be happy
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Run the damn hurry up offense. 2 TD 2 -2 point conversions
Let’s go…
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go up field...fuck
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UGA
is battling back on the neutral field in J-actionville
evans needs to shave that beard off
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I think he's trying to disguise himself
really can’t blame the guy
by highlandsbuff on Oct 31, 2009 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions
must be part of the halloween custome
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Evans looks like a beast standing next to Cody
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thanks for coming out fellas...see you next week
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what is this crap on NBC?
a couple of minutes ago they were showing snowmobiles towing guys on skis, now hockey guys racing!
1 win might be
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Do we have to wait
till the end of the season?
Run the Kick back damn it!
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Why can't we find a coach with fire...
Read the article in SI about the RRR and Muschamp. God I wish we had a coach like that.
might be the most realistic choice...
I doubt strong would come here, we need to ante up regardless of who we get…we can’t pay 1 mill and expect greatness
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go broncos! go nuggets! go Avs
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That would be fine
if he doesn’t bring his coordinators with him. That’s Dawg Nation’s biggest gripe w/ him right now, not the W-L. They say the coords aren’t carryng the load and Richt is too close to them to fire them up or just plain fire them
But you have to realize that he would
Be leaving a BCS conference to go to another BCS conference. If he was fired how many “big” bcs schools would be looking for a coach. Lousiville, CU is closer than they are. Atleast our current coach says so.
What did I miss :)
I can only hope the recruits that visited this weekend got diverted at DIA to go watch AFA vs CSU
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you missed nothing...down 33 - 0 in the first half
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Post Game Thread
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