"Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks." … Just like you can’t name your kid Michael...

"Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks." … Just like you can’t name your kid Michael if your last name is Bolton, Jackson or Jordan, you can’t name your kid Rod if your last name is Stewart. It’s a good thing the Colorado star freshman is really good, rushing for 166 yard against West Virginia and 197 yards against Florida State.

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Looks like he transposed that 0 with a 9...

But it’s still funny…

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by Jon Woods on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 AM MDT reply actions

Good stuff...

If Speedy Stewart plays on sundays and Chris Bergman gets to do a highlight there is little doubt that he will be re-nicknamed with a reference to the other Rod Stewart…Rod “if you think I’m sexy” Stewart or Rod “Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you” Stewart. This would make for some great Bergmanisms

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

by Owen on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 AM MDT reply actions